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1960s
The Delfonics', "La La Means I Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
La la la la la la la la lovely..... I love you
Original Lyrics:
La la la la la la la la love means I love you
 
1970s
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Free Bird"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause I'm as free as a turd now
Original Lyrics:
'cause I'm as free as a bird now
 
1980s
ABC's, "Poison Arrow"
Misheard Lyrics:
Play Cupid, Cupid
Original Lyrics:
Blame Cupid, Cupid
Alvin and the Chipmunks', "The Heat Is On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me in Philly
Original Lyrics:
Tell me, can you feel it?
Billy Idol's, "Eyes Without a Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jig-along-poo
Original Lyrics:
Gigolo cool
Billy Joel's, "An Innocent Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some people sleep all alone every night
Instead of taking a lover to bet
OR
Instead of taking a lover to Beth
Original Lyrics:
Some people sleep all alone every night
Instead of taking a lover to bed
Billy Joel's, "We Didn't Start the Fire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eisenhower, Maxine
Original Lyrics:
Eisenhower, vaccine
Commercial's, "DIC"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dick
Original Lyrics:
DIC
Disney's 'The Little Mermaid''s, "Part of Your World (Reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know when, I don't know how
But I was something's start in the cloud
Watch and the sea, someday I'll be
Part of the world!
Original Lyrics:
I don't know when, I don't know how
But I know something's starting right now
Watch and you'll see, someday I'll be
Part of your world!
Disney's 'The Little Mermaid''s, "Part of Your World (Reprise)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't know when, I don't know how
But I was something's starting the cloud
Watching the sea, someday I'll be
Part of the world!
Original Lyrics:
I don't know when, I don't know how
But I know something's starting right now
Watch and you'll see, someday I'll be
Part of your world!
Eddie Money's, "Take Me Home Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
A f***in' angel
Original Lyrics:
A guardian angel
Jane Wiedlin's, "Rush Hour"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're travelling in the rush hour
Original Lyrics:
We're driving in the rush hour
John Parr's, "Naughty Naughty"
Misheard Lyrics:
I put my hand in your stuffing
(later)
Bathroom eyes, they address me
Original Lyrics:
I put my hand on your stocking
(later)
Bedroom eyes, they undress me
Kim Carnes', "Bette Davis Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's got Daddy Davis eyes
Original Lyrics:
She's got Bette Davis eyes
Kool & the Gang's, "Misled"
Misheard Lyrics:
Whistlin’
Original Lyrics:
Misled
Peter Frampton's, "Baby, I Love Your Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, baby, I'm not delayed
or
Ooh, baby, I'm not too late
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, baby, I love your way
Rush's, "The Spirit of Radio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blithe contenders bristle with the energy
Original Lyrics:
Bright antennae bristle with the energy
Survivor's, "Burning Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rising like a tiger.
Original Lyrics:
Rising like a spire
 
1990s
Blur's, "Tender"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get Kool-Aid
Original Lyrics:
Get through it
Del Amitri's, "Roll to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the engine stopped and it won't stop ringing
It's the right time to Ronan me
Original Lyrics:
When the engine's stalled, and it won't stop raining
It's the right time to roll to me
Killing Joke's, "Millenium"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born to see two sausages
Original Lyrics:
I was born to see two thousand years
 
2000s
'N Sync's, "Bye Bye Bye"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now it's time for wheat
Original Lyrics:
Now it's time to leave
'N Sync's, "It's Gonna Be Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
That it made you believe in no major crime
(later)
But in the end, you know it's gonna be the police
Original Lyrics:
That it made you believe in no man, no cry
(later)
But in the end, you know it's gonna be me
Caribou's, "Odessa"
Misheard Lyrics:
She’s a stink
Original Lyrics:
She can sing
Celine Dion's, "A New Day Has Come"
Misheard Lyrics:
A new game has gone
Original Lyrics:
A new day has come
Estelle featuring Kanye West's, "American Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me on a zipline, love to cross the bay
Take me to your house, love to stay out late
Original Lyrics:
Take me on a trip, I’d love to go someday
Take me to New York, I'd love to see LA.
Evanescence's, "Everybody's Fool"
Misheard Lyrics:
I come from self-indulgence.
Original Lyrics:
Icons of self-indulgence.
Green Day's, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't know where it does
But it's home to me, and I wore cologne
Original Lyrics:
Don't know where it goes
But it's home to me, and I walk alone
Green Day's, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wear cologne, I wear cologne.
Original Lyrics:
I walk alone, I walk alone.
Green Day's, "Boulevard of Broken Dreams"
Misheard Lyrics:
To know I'm still alive and I wore cologne
I wore cologne, I wore cologne
Original Lyrics:
To know I'm still alive and I walk alone
I walk alone, I walk alone
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, I can't hard from breathe
Original Lyrics:
Right now, I can hardly breathe
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, I can't heart from breathe
Original Lyrics:
Right now, I can hardly breathe
Misheard Lyrics:
Right now, I can't hot from breathe
Original Lyrics:
Right now, I can hardly breathe
Linkin Park's, "Bleed It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bring it out, Chiquitita just to throw it away
Original Lyrics:
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Linkin Park's, "Bleed It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bring it out, chicken Tigger just to throw it away
Original Lyrics:
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Linkin Park's, "Bleed It Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I figured out, it'd be cheaper just to throw it away
Original Lyrics:
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away
Linkin Park's, "Faint"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, give me Juno!
Your daddy, listen to me, I get enough, right?
Original Lyrics:
No! Hear me out now!
You're gonna listen to me, like it or not, right
Linkin Park's, "Given Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me what the duck is wrong with May
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what the f*** is wrong with me
Linkin Park's, "Given Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tell me what the duck is wrong with the bay
Original Lyrics:
Tell me what the f*** is wrong with me
Linkin Park's, "Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know, she was dress like May
With someone this appointment it all
Original Lyrics:
But I know, you were just like me
With someone disappointed in you
Linkin Park's, "Numb"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I know, she was just like the bay
With someone disappointed it all
Original Lyrics:
But I know, you were just like meRWith someone disappointed in you
Linkin Park's, "The Catalyst"
Misheard Lyrics:
FASFA the world of you and I
With ocean's breathe into the star
Original Lyrics:
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky
Linkin Park's, "The Catalyst"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like memories in cold the grey
Transformations echoing away
F*** from the world of you and I
With ocean's breathe into the star
Original Lyrics:
Like memories in cold decay
Transmissions echoing away
Far from the world of you and I
Where oceans bleed into the sky
Miley Cyrus', "The Climb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Somebody's gonna have to lose
Original Lyrics:
Always gonna be an uphill battle
Sometimes you're gonna have to lose
My Chemical Romance's, "Famous Last Words"
Misheard Lyrics:
Awake and I'm afraid
Asleep all that
Original Lyrics:
Awake and unafraid
Asleep or dead
Soundtrack of our Lives', "Sister Surround"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's the king of the seas
Original Lyrics:
Who's the king of the season
 
2010s
Bruno Mars', "Marry You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it these dancing Jews?
Who cares baby? I think I wanna marry you
Original Lyrics:
Is it the look in your eyes, or is it this dancing juice?
Who cares baby? I think I want to marry you
Bruno Mars', "Runaway Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
Run, run, runaway, runaway, baby.
The far from the smell of you.
Original Lyrics:
Run, run, runaway, runaway, baby.
Before I put my spell on you.
Linkin Park's, "The Catalyst"
Misheard Lyrics:
FAFSA the world of you and I
Original Lyrics:
Far from the world of you and I
 
country
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing with now
Original Lyrics:
Sing with me

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