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1960s
The Beatles', "Eight Days a Week"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eight days or weeks
Original Lyrics:
Eight days a week
The Youngbloods', "Get Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Come on, Eatontown
Original Lyrics:
Come on, people now
Vic Mizzy's, "The Addams Family Theme"
Misheard Lyrics:
A roost that you can crawl on
Original Lyrics:
A broomstick you can crawl on.
 
1970s
AC/DC's, "Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap"
Misheard Lyrics:
30 thieves and the fire chief
Original Lyrics:
Dirty deeds and they're done dirt cheap
Billy Joel's, "My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now he gives them a stand-up martini beret
Original Lyrics:
Now he gives them a stand-up routine in L.A.
Stories', "Brother Louie"
Misheard Lyrics:
New wave, new wave, new wave, new wave
Original Lyrics:
Louie, Louie, Louie, Louie
The Stranglers', "Nice 'n' Sleazy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kind of climber waiting
Original Lyrics:
Kind of climate waiting
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "Don't Ask Me Why"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't look for Hansel
Original Lyrics:
Don't look for answers
Corey Hart's, "Never Surrender"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can never, Sue Ellen
Original Lyrics:
You can never surrender
Don Henley's, "Dirty Laundry"
Misheard Lyrics:
We all know that crack is king
Original Lyrics:
We all know that crap is king
Journey's, "Stone In Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the heat with a butane girl
Original Lyrics:
In the heat with a blue Jean girl
Pat Benatar's, "Hit Me with Your Best Shot"
Misheard Lyrics:
Buyer beware
Original Lyrics:
Fire away
Spandau Ballet's, "Fight for Ourselves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are gonna make us freak
Original Lyrics:
Are gonna make us free
Spandau Ballet's, "How Many Lies?"
Misheard Lyrics:
You kept me solo
Original Lyrics:
You kept me so warm
Spandau Ballet's, "Paint Me Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm walking in the studio
Original Lyrics:
I'm walking into studio
Spandau Ballet's, "Round and Round"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't have to be so white
Original Lyrics:
I don't have to be so wise
Spandau Ballet's, "The Freeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Unpack my case one more time
Original Lyrics:
I'll pack my case one more time
Spandau Ballet's, "True"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the sound of myself
Original Lyrics:
This is the sound of my soul
The B-52's', "Love Shack"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jock strap baby
Original Lyrics:
Love shack baby
 
1990s
Arrested Development's, "People Everyday"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the eagles wanna test a brother's manhood
Original Lyrics:
And their egos wanna test a brother's manhood
Chesney Hawkes', "The One and Only"
Misheard Lyrics:
A flipper on the big screen
Original Lyrics:
A flicker on the big screen
De La Soul's, "Ring Ring Ring (Ha Ha Hey)"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'll get back, do you?
Original Lyrics:
And I'll get back to you
EMF's, "Children"
Misheard Lyrics:
They seem so far from view
Original Lyrics:
They seem so far from you
EMF's, "It's You"
Misheard Lyrics:
At the heart of you
Original Lyrics:
At the thought of you
EMF's, "Lies"
Misheard Lyrics:
And what you said it was alive
Original Lyrics:
And what you said it was a lie
EMF's, "Perfect Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
I asked my friend Ideal
Original Lyrics:
I asked my friend I.D.
EMF's, "They're Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm breathing with a stinky earth
Original Lyrics:
I'm breathing with a sinking earth
Electronic's, "Get the Message"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't do me any flavors
Original Lyrics:
Don't do me any favors
Misheard Lyrics:
And here's the proof
I've offered nothing since you, woo-hoo
Original Lyrics:
And the years have proved
To offer nothing since you moved
Madonna's, "Keep It Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stuck in the medal
Original Lyrics:
Stuck in the middle
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
That I had to come again, I assure you that I'm real
Original Lyrics:
That I had to come again, and show you that I'm real
Nomad's, "Just a Groove"
Misheard Lyrics:
Norman's got the music
Original Lyrics:
Nomad's got the music
PM Dawn's, "Looking Through Patient Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I stand corrected, how well you breathe
Original Lyrics:
I stand corrected, how well you read
PM Dawn's, "Paper Doll"
Misheard Lyrics:
The theme from the harmony still descends
Original Lyrics:
The theme from Mahogany still transcends
PM Dawn's, "Set Adrift on Memory Bliss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christine, I'm gay
Original Lyrics:
Christina Applegate
Savage Garden's, "Santa Monica"
Misheard Lyrics:
Santa Monica on the bonaparte
Original Lyrics:
Santa Monica on the Boulevard
Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing ballet
Original Lyrics:
This is L.A.
Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hip hip hooray
Original Lyrics:
This is L.A.
 
2000s
Bloc Party's, "Helicopter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Are you happy for a miracle
Original Lyrics:
Are you hoping for a miracle
Emma Bunton's, "What Took You So Long?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I make you see fine
Original Lyrics:
I make you feel fine
Fatboy Slim's, "Star 69"
Misheard Lyrics:
What the fuss?
Original Lyrics:
What the f***?
Hearsay's, "Pure and Simple"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll always be there for you hottie
Original Lyrics:
I'll always be there for you hunny
Misheard Lyrics:
It'll make your move right here baby
Original Lyrics:
It's a major move right here baby
M.O.P.'s, "Cold as Ice"
Misheard Lyrics:
I custom make baskets
Original Lyrics:
I custom make caskets
Martyn Joseph's, "Walk Down the Mountain"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I stare, I will die
Original Lyrics:
If I stay here, I will die
Papa Roach's, "Between Angels and Insects"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just want to be hurt
Original Lyrics:
I just want to be heard
Stephen Gately's, "Stay"
Misheard Lyrics:
You are my friend to see
Original Lyrics:
You are my fantasy
The Backyardigans', "Like a Robot"
Misheard Lyrics:
All sisters A-OK
Original Lyrics:
All systems A-OK
The Backyardigans', "Shake Your Body"
Misheard Lyrics:
Shave it
Original Lyrics:
Shake it
The Backyardigans', "The Backyardigans Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your backyard trends, the Backyardigans
Original Lyrics:
Your backyard friends, the Backyardigans

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