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1960s
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Kathy's Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I hear the jizz along the way
Like on them, on me it falls
Original Lyrics:
I hear the drizzle of the rain
Like a memory, it falls.
The Four Seasons', "Let's Hang On"
Misheard Lyrics:
That little chimp was dining on your hand
Original Lyrics:
That little chip of diamond on your hand.
The Yardbirds', "For Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’ll treat you by the slice
Original Lyrics:
I’ll give you diamonds bright
 
1970s
ABBA's, "I Have a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
I believe in anger
Original Lyrics:
I believe in angels
Alice Cooper's, "Eighteen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm waiting
Original Lyrics:
I'm eighteen
Atlanta Rhythm Section's, "Imaginary Lover"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imagine any lover
Original Lyrics:
Imaginary lover
Elton John's, "Tiny Dancer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lay me down and he’s John Lennon
Original Lyrics:
Lay me down in sheets of linen
Elvis Presley's, "Burning Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
H*** may be flaming
Original Lyrics:
Help me, I'm flaming
Heart's, "Magic Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's a magic hand
Original Lyrics:
He's a magic man
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it's wisdom ball of pain.
Original Lyrics:
But it's wisdom born of pain.
Helen Reddy's, "I Am Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am woman watch me roar
Original Lyrics:
I am woman watch me grow
Jonathan Edwards', "Sunshine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sunshine, go the way today
Original Lyrics:
Sunshine, go away today
KC and the Sunshine Band's, "That’s the Way (I Like It)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang, oh bang
Original Lyrics:
Babe, oh babe
Manfred Mann's, "Blinded by the Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
He gave my anus curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Original Lyrics:
And little Early-Pearly came by in his curly wurly and asked me if I needed a ride
Raspberries', "Go All the Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fleas
Original Lyrics:
Please
Smokie's, "Living Next Door To Alice"
Misheard Lyrics:
24 years just waiting for a chance, to tell her how I feel and try to get into her pants
Original Lyrics:
Twenty four years just waiting for a chance to tell her how I feel And maybe get a second glance.
Misheard Lyrics:
King Kong
Original Lyrics:
King Tut
Sweet's, "Action"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you wanna whack Sean?
Original Lyrics:
Do you want action?
Sweet's, "Love Is Like Oxygen"
Misheard Lyrics:
No, can't you hide?
Original Lyrics:
Love gets you high
The Bee Gees', "Nights on Broadway"
Misheard Lyrics:
Takin' it straight to Mahatma
Original Lyrics:
Singing that straight to the heart song
 
1980s
Balance's, "Breaking Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m breaking a wave
Original Lyrics:
I’m breaking away
Billy Joel's, "Sometimes a Fantasy"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just a friend to see
Original Lyrics:
It's just a fantasy
Bryan Adams', "Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yeah, nothing can change, but you're mean to me
Original Lyrics:
Yeah, nothing can change what you mean to me
Don Henley's, "Not Enough Love in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Or blocking your right
Original Lyrics:
Or blocking your light
Guns N' Roses', "Welcome to the Jungle"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wake up in the jungle
Original Lyrics:
Welcome to the jungle
Heart's, "Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now it sends me to the phone
Original Lyrics:
But now it chills me to the bone
Helen Reddy's, "Leave Me Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave, leave me alone
Original Lyrics:
Please leave me alone
Joan Jett's, "Bad Reputation"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uno
Original Lyrics:
Oh no
Pet Shop Boys', "Domino Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
A trip to paradise
Original Lyrics:
A love like paradise
Pet Shop Boys', "West End Girls"
Misheard Lyrics:
Waisting girls
Original Lyrics:
West End girls
Richard Marx's, "Angelia"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe you’re the hurting type
Original Lyrics:
Maybe you’re the hurting kind
Steve Winwood's, "Don’t You Know What the Night Can Do?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the night music playing
Original Lyrics:
Feel the night music playing
The Who's, "Athena"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a ball.
Original Lyrics:
She's just a girl
She's a bomb.
 
1990s
4 Non-Blondes', "What’s Up?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I said “Help!”
Original Lyrics:
I said “Hey!”
Heart's, "All I Wanna Do is Make Love to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many times in Italy
Original Lyrics:
So many times easily
Hootie & the Blowfish's, "Only Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me Arthur
Original Lyrics:
You can call me a fool
Hootie & the Blowfish's, "Only Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
You can call me awful
Original Lyrics:
You can call me a fool
 
2000s
Feist's, "Inside and Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't take the love you lost
Original Lyrics:
No man could love you more
The Click Five's, "Just the Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
On her caller IV
Original Lyrics:
On her caller ID
Wee Sing's, "Creeping, Creeping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Trick-or-treating
Original Lyrics:
Creeping, creeping
Wee Sing's, "Creeping, Creeping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wee Sing, Wee Sing
Original Lyrics:
Creeping, creeping
Wee Sing's, "Fly Little Bats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Five, five, five little cats
Original Lyrics:
Fly, fly, fly little bats
Wee Sing's, "Halloween is Almost Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
When it's time to eat or drink
Original Lyrics:
When it's time to trick-or-treat
Wee Sing's, "Halloween, Halloween"
Misheard Lyrics:
It means trick-or-treat
or
It means eat some treats
Original Lyrics:
It means heaps of treats
Wee Sing's, "The Witch Rides Her Broom"
Misheard Lyrics:
The witch hides her broom
Original Lyrics:
The witch rides her broom
 
2010s
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was young, I fell in love with Mr. old hands, man that was enough.
Original Lyrics:
When I was young, I fell in love.
We used to hold hands, man that was enough.
Doja Cat's, "Kiss Me More"
Misheard Lyrics:
We ain't got the vindaloos, oh, oh
Original Lyrics:
We ain't got nothin' to lose, oh, oh
Mind.In.A.Box's, "Stalkers"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have a garlic in mind
Original Lyrics:
We have a collective mind
 
misc
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Cheek to Cheek"
Misheard Lyrics:
Happy, I am happy
Original Lyrics:
Heaven, I’m in heaven
Skrillex, Justin Bieber & Don Toliver's, "Don't Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Get you all alone with me, gotta be chlamydia
Original Lyrics:
Get you all alone with me, gotta be committed, yeah

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