Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for August 23, 2021

Where gigolo and gigolette
Can sink a kiss without regret
'Til they forget their broken dreams

You reside

Well, it's one for the monkey

I will try not to sing about tequilia
or
I will try not to sing ala kya

And you know that I should, yeah

You mean that it’s just my election
To vote for a chance to be Reformed?

(The dogs cry)

Gas in a can

But what can I do, I love her, too.

Hang on Lucy, Lucy hang on!

Got a king for you

The one I need, electric beat

Take my hairy member underneath your hood

He's digging the music
From those sweet soul bands
She keeps him out of sight
...
His blue Morris van is parked in an alley
Just by Mulligan Street
His friend's daddy heated the respray
So he couldn't drive at all last week
And it cost most of the money
That he had saved up
To pay his receipt
...
If only they knew they were giving it away
...
That Mrs. Potts' daughter is missing
...
He whispers slowly "You did this fine."
They shared the drivin' all through the night
She laughs "My mother would have lost her mind."
We're only ten miles to Brighton
And there's three hundred behind

Darth Vader

And I was 'round when Jesus cried

This is your big day, too

And the girl in the corner is everyone's mother
OR
And the girl in the corner is everyone's moaner

Well I'd like to know where you got the abortion

At risk

Ate ribs

Start spreading the mules

Look where we go now

Iggy, are you okay?

Blame is on Dewayne, yeah, yeah
Go on and blame it on Dewayne,
'Cause Dewayne don't mind, and Dewayne don't care

Round spherical breasts

Sing with me sing

I need a little sleep for me

No leaks of oil, no Valvoline

If you want to be here tonight

If you want to be here tonight

Well, yeah, I might've chased a cup o' women around

It’s like reggae on your wedding day.
It’s Freon and you’ve already paid.

I must be looking for something, something secret I lost
But the river is wild and it's too hard to cross

Soul brothers gonna leave me wasting away on the streets of Philadelphia
OR
My own brother's gonna leave me wasting away on the streets of Philadelphia
(Later)
So deceive me, brother, with your faceless kiss

I knew I had to help you

So make the best of this castle known as why.

And a Whopper

It doesn't matter if you're pretzel-ized

Don't get up

But all I wanted to say to you is, show me love and not the door, baby
Hey, we got me and we wanna stay with me

That’s a cake

I am Senpai, just makin' my mind up and takin' your breasts away

She’s loved

She makes a man wanna be Spanish
Of course a llama, Lolita, a castle because of Shakira, Shakira

Girl sings you hallelujah
or
Girls sing you hallelujah

On the cutter's side

Even when the world has it out for me
I'm Sofia in the magnifique

She's so much shorter than me
She's everything I'm insecure about

Maybe I'm too emotional
But your apathy's like a wounded soul