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1960s
Canned Heat's, "On the Road Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, I'm so tired of trying
Original Lyrics:
Well, I'm so tired of crying
Mamas and the Papas', "I Saw Her Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
To string her along is just all right
Original Lyrics:
To string her along's just not right
Stevie Wonder's, "I Was Made To Love Her"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was made to love her, why should I adore her?
Original Lyrics:
I was made to love her, worship and adore her
The Turtles', "Happy Together"
Misheard Lyrics:
No matter what the cost of ice
Original Lyrics:
No matter how they tossed the dice
Theme Song's, "Spiderman"
Misheard Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got HIV in his blood
Original Lyrics:
Is he strong? Listen bud,
He's got radioactive blood
Zager & Evans', "In the Year 2525"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your arms and your lips by your side
Original Lyrics:
Your arms hang limp by your side
 
1970s
Bobby Sherman's, "Julie Do You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Judy, Judy, Judy, do you love me?
Original Lyrics:
Julie, Julie, Julie, do you love me?
Carole Bayer Sager's, "You're Moving Out Today"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your old type dies away
...
Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed
(Ha Ha)
...
Why don't you take up with the baker's wife instead of me (oooh)
...
Your '61 cassettes
...
Your old day blows away
...
Your songs that have no words
...
Please leave my lawn o' blooms
Original Lyrics:
Your old tie-dyes away
...
Your nasty habits ain't confined to bed
(Ha Ha Ha Ha)
...
Why don't you take up with the baker's wife instead of me (fool!)
...
Your sixty-one cassettes
...
Your old-day-glos away
...
Your songs that have no hooks
...
Please leave my Lorna Doones
Grand Funk Railroad's, "We're an American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
We've been American men
Original Lyrics:
We're an American Band
Misheard Lyrics:
Darth Vader
Original Lyrics:
Ah Mater
Queen's, "Bohemian Rhapsody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Send shivers down my spine
Buddy's aching all the time.
Original Lyrics:
Send shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time.
The Allman Brothers Band's, "Ramblin' Man"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rolling down highway on the run
Original Lyrics:
Rolling down Highway 41
 
1980s
.38 Special's, "Hold On Loosely"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got the cruise control
Original Lyrics:
You’re gonna lose control
Adam And The Ants', "Antmusic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't tread on your aunt, she's done nothing to you
Original Lyrics:
Don't tread on an ant, he's done nothing to you
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love A Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
I played my cards, and you played your game.
Original Lyrics:
I played my part, and you played your game.
Bon Jovi's, "You Give Love a Bad Name"
Misheard Lyrics:
You give love a penny
Original Lyrics:
You give love a bad name
David Bowie's, "Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mother Love
Original Lyrics:
Modern Love
Debbie Gibson's, "Lost in Your Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll find salvation six worlds away
Original Lyrics:
If salvation seems worlds away
Donna Summer's, "The Wanderer"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alice went too wobbly
Original Lyrics:
Alice went to Wonderland
Juice Newton's, "Queen of Hearts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Prayin' for the queen of hearts
Original Lyrics:
Playin' with the queen of hearts
New Kids on the Block's, "You Got It (The Right Stuff)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're the reason why I still get stung
Original Lyrics:
You're the reason why I sing this song
Pretenders', "Don’t Get Me Wrong"
Misheard Lyrics:
I seem to realize
Original Lyrics:
I see neon lights
Prince's, "1999"
Misheard Lyrics:
So tonight I'm watching Barney like it's 1999
Original Lyrics:
So tonight I'm gonna party like it's 1999
The Clash's, "Rock The Casbah"
Misheard Lyrics:
I really don't like it
F*** the fastball
F*** the fastball
Original Lyrics:
Sharif don't like it
Rock the Casbah!
Rock the Casbah!
The Outfield's, "All the Love in the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
But I ain't committed to crying
Original Lyrics:
But I ain't committed to crime
The Outfield's, "Voices of Babylon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the message
Original Lyrics:
Hit the message
 
1990s
Bros', "Are You Mine?"
Misheard Lyrics:
I have thrown away my bride
Original Lyrics:
I have thrown away my pride
Cher's, "Love And Understanding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hearts, they're broken in, in this race, this race that we're in
(Later)
Enough bombs to find a lover side
Original Lyrics:
Hearts never can win, oh in this race, this race that we're in
(Later)
Enough hearts to find some love inside
Gala's, "Freed from Desire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Freed from desire, Mama Sanches Berry Pie.
Original Lyrics:
Freed from desire,
Mind and senses purified.
Ginuwine's, "Pony"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're a phony
Original Lyrics:
You're a pony
INXS's, "Bitter Tears"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put away those bitter tears
Original Lyrics:
Push away those bitter tears
Jade's, "Don't Walk Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't run away with me
Original Lyrics:
Don't walk away with me
Live's, "Selling the Drama"
Misheard Lyrics:
I win, I lose
Original Lyrics:
I will, I won’t
Mariah Carey's, "Vision of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I had a picture of love
Original Lyrics:
I had a vision of love
Midnight Oil's, "Antarctica"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a landslide hummer
I'm a G.D. runner
Original Lyrics:
I'm a landslide hummin', I'm a downhill runnin'
Misheard Lyrics:
Born in Kansas on an ordinary plane
Ran to New York but ran away from fame
Only 70 when all your dreams come true
Original Lyrics:
Born in Kansas on an ordinary plain
Ran to New York but ran away from fame
Only 17 when all your dreams come true
Real McCoy's, "Another Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a picture of love
Original Lyrics:
It's like a vision of love
SWV's, "I'm So Into You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm so in the nude
Original Lyrics:
I'm so into you
Silk's, "Freak Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I wanna get creepy with you
Original Lyrics:
I wanna get freaky with you
Tom Cochrane's, "Life is a Highway"
Misheard Lyrics:
There was a difference between you and I
Original Lyrics:
There was a distance between you and I
Xscape's, "Just Kickin' It"
Misheard Lyrics:
Barney the dino
Original Lyrics:
Party on down
 
2000s
Busted's, "Year 3000"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes! I've dreamed of the Year 3000
Original Lyrics:
Yes! I've been to the Year 3000
Destiny's Child's, "Jumpin' Jumpin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ladies if ya man ain't home
The club is full of balls and their pockets full of won't.
Original Lyrics:
Ladies leave your man at home
The club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown
Katy Perry 's, "Hot & Cold"
Misheard Lyrics:
Someone! Call the f**ker
Original Lyrics:
Someone! Call the doctor
Mr. C The Slide Man's, "Cha Cha Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
Right foot, left stomp
Original Lyrics:
Right foot, let's stomp.
Sonic Adventure 2's, "Pumpkin Hill"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles
And we're at Funky Hell
Original Lyrics:
You know me, the fighting freak Knuckles
And we're at Pumpkin Hill
The Black Eyed Peas', "Don't Phunk with My Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
'cause you know you got me ice cream, baby
Original Lyrics:
'cause you know you got me by a string, baby
 
2010s
Dua Lipa's, "Love Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
So many nights, my tits felt harder than rain.
Original Lyrics:
So many nights, my tears fell harder than rain.
 
misc
Joel Corry & Jax Jones ft. Charli XCX & Saweetie's, "OUT OUT"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imma beat you down on the floor
Original Lyrics:
Imma meet you down on the floor
Traditional's, "Hava Nagila"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh Rocky, the whistle player
Original Lyrics:
Uru achim belev sameach

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