Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for December 23, 2019

Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.


1960s
John Lennon's, "Give Peace a Chance" Misheard Lyrics: Everybody's talkin' 'bout Banisters & Lannisters Original Lyrics: Everybody's talkin' 'bout Banisters & Canisters	Julie Andrews', "My Favorite Things" Misheard Lyrics: Brown paper packages tied up with springs Original Lyrics: Brown paper packages tied up with strings

1970s
ABBA's, "Waterloo" Misheard Lyrics: Waterloo, finally facing my water move Waterloo, knowing our babies would be with you Original Lyrics: Waterloo, finally facing my Waterloo Waterloo, knowing my fate is to be with you	Bee Gees', "Stayin' Alive" Misheard Lyrics: Got the week-old paper on my shoes Original Lyrics: Got the wings of Heaven on my shoes.
Blondie's, "Atomic" Misheard Lyrics: My hymen broke tonight Original Lyrics: Uh huh make me tonight	Blondie's, "Heart of Glass" Misheard Lyrics: Wa-lala-love, in a heart of glass, Soon turned round, la heart of glass. Original Lyrics: Once had love And it was a gas Second time 'round Had a heart of glass.
Bruce Springsteen's, "Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out" Misheard Lyrics: Tap down with a freezer Original Lyrics: Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out	Little River Band's, "Help is On Its Way" Misheard Lyrics: Hey Ya! Original Lyrics: Hang on
Movie Scripts 's, "Annie Hall" Misheard Lyrics: That was the most fun I've ever had with that laughing. Original Lyrics: That was the most fun I've ever had without laughing.	Steve Miller Band's, "Big Ole Jet Airliner" Misheard Lyrics: We're gonna jam on the ride home, don't carry me too far away We're gonna jam on the ride home, 'cause it here that I got to stay. Original Lyrics: Big Ole Jet Airliner, don't carry me too far away Big Ole Jet Airliner, 'cause it's here that I got to stay.
The Sweet's, "Fox On the Run" Misheard Lyrics: Pox overall Original Lyrics: Fox on the run

1980s
Billy Squier's, "Too Daze Gone" Misheard Lyrics: Couldn't waste my head just to save the day (losin') Original Lyrics: Couldn't raise my head just to save the day (losin')	Go Gos', "Our Lips Are Sealed" Misheard Lyrics: Olib Cecile Original Lyrics: Our lips are sealed
Joe Esposito's, "You're the Best" Misheard Lyrics: You're the Best of Brown Mother's gonna have a kidney now Original Lyrics: You’re the best around Nothing’s gonna ever keep you down	John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Minutes to Memories" Misheard Lyrics: I want to stop in no sun-settin' sand Original Lyrics: I don't take stock in those uncertain things
John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Minutes to Memories" Misheard Lyrics: Life took away the dreams That we had planned Original Lyrics: Life sweeps away the dreams That we have planned	John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Minutes to Memories" Misheard Lyrics: Looked at the young brand who was ridin' beside him Original Lyrics: Looked at the young man who was ridin' beside him
John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Minutes to Memories" Misheard Lyrics: On a Greyhound twenty miles beyond Jamestown Original Lyrics: On a Greyhound thirty miles beyond Jamestown	John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Minutes to Memories" Misheard Lyrics: This highway is long but I knew a song that were longer Original Lyrics: This highway is long but I know some that are longer
John Cougar Mellencamp's, "Minutes to Memories" Misheard Lyrics: When I think back I thought the old man was a hustler Original Lyrics: When I think back on the old man and the bus ride	Movie Scripts', "A Christmas Story" Misheard Lyrics: Butterfinger Original Lyrics: Not a finger!
Pat Benatar's, "We Belong" Misheard Lyrics: We all love Liquid-Plumr Original Lyrics: We belong to the thunder	Smokey Robinson's, "One Heartbeat" Misheard Lyrics: Why do they say love sublime? Original Lyrics: Why do they say love is blind?
Starship's, "We Built This City" Misheard Lyrics: Don't tell us you need us 'Cause we love simple tools Looking for a Peloton Coming to the school Original Lyrics: Don't tell us you need us 'Cause we're the simple fools Looking for America Coming to your schools	The Eurythmics', "Who's That Girl?" Misheard Lyrics: Who's that girl? F--king around with you Original Lyrics: Who's that girl? Running around with you
Van Halen's, "Everybody Wants Some" Misheard Lyrics: I cheek a boo-boo lada lookin for a moopdy. Original Lyrics: Yeah I see the people lookin' for a moonbeam.

1990s
Deee-Lite's, "Groove Is in the Heart" Misheard Lyrics: Goofy's in the heart Original Lyrics: Groove is in the Heart	Shawn Colvin's, "Sunny Came Home" Misheard Lyrics: While walking to the Y Original Lyrics: While walking on a wire
The Outhere Brothers', "Boom Boom Boom" Misheard Lyrics: Girl your booty is so brown Original Lyrics: Girl your booty is so round	Tina Moore's, "Never Gonna Let You Go" Misheard Lyrics: Never gonna let you go Cos you're my baby Football and a million goals Original Lyrics: Never gonna let you go Cos you're my baby Worth more than a million in gold

2000s
Adele's, "Right As Rain" Misheard Lyrics: But at least when you're at your worst You know how to bale hay Original Lyrics: But at least when you're at your worst You know how to feel things	Cranberries', "Linger" Misheard Lyrics: A squirrel would be true Original Lyrics: I swore it'd be true
OutKast's, "Hey Ya!" Misheard Lyrics: Lysol Original Lyrics: Ice cold	Smokey Robinson's, "It's a Colorful World" Misheard Lyrics: And it's a place where we all complain Original Lyrics: And it's a place where we all can play

2010s
Agnes', "Release Me" Misheard Lyrics: Release me, Barney Original Lyrics: Release my body	Commercial's, "Droid" Misheard Lyrics: Groin Original Lyrics: Droid
Ed Sheeran's, "Perfect" Misheard Lyrics: When you said you looked immense Original Lyrics: When you said you looked a mess	Lady Gaga's, "Bad Romance" Misheard Lyrics: Macho Man romance Original Lyrics: Want your bad romance

xmas
Backstreet Boys', "It’s Christmas Time Again" Misheard Lyrics: Best time Original Lyrics: Bells chime	Cast of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's, "The Most Wonderful Day of the Year" Misheard Lyrics: Or a water gun with shoe jelly? Original Lyrics: Or a water gun that shoots jelly?
Cast of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's, "We are Santa's Elves" Misheard Lyrics: We love Santa's bells Original Lyrics: We are Santa's Elves	Dick Shawn's, "Snow Miser" Misheard Lyrics: I'm Mister Tenderlow. Original Lyrics: I'm Mister Ten Below.
Jim Carrey's, "You're a Mean One, Mr. Grinch" Misheard Lyrics: No one denied it Original Lyrics: No one denying	Johnny Mathis', "A Christmas Love Song" Misheard Lyrics: Wrapped up in ice Original Lyrics: Wrapped up in your eyes
Movie Scripts', "It's a Wonderful Life" Misheard Lyrics: Gummy bear! Original Lyrics: Get me back!	Movie Scripts', "Love Actually" Misheard Lyrics: No, no, I'm not boozing Original Lyrics: No, no, I'm not losing
Movie Scripts', "The Holiday" Misheard Lyrics: Who makes change? Original Lyrics: Home exchange?	Movie Scripts', "The Polar Express" Misheard Lyrics: North Pole, messed up! Original Lyrics: North Pole, next stop!
Perry Como's, "There is No Christmas Like a Home Christmas" Misheard Lyrics: You’ve been waiting too long or You’ve been way too long Original Lyrics: You’ve been away too long	Sia's, "Santa's Coming for Us" Misheard Lyrics: Santa's coming first Original Lyrics: Santa's coming for us
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