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1960s
Arthur Conley's, "Sweet Soul Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Spotlight on James Brown, y'all
He's the king of the mall, y'all
He's the king of the mall, y'all
Oh yeah, oh yeah
Original Lyrics:
Spotlight on James Brown, y'all
He's the king of them all, y'all
He's the king of them all, y'all
Oh yeah, oh yeah
The Beatles', "Getting Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got to admit, Eddie Vedder
Original Lyrics:
I got to admit it's getting better
The Four Tops', "I Can't Help Myself (Sugar Pie, Honey Bunch)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sugar bought Honey Buns
Original Lyrics:
Sugar pie, honey bunch
 
1970s
Bee Gees', "Night Fever"
Misheard Lyrics:
Life Savers, Life Savers
Original Lyrics:
Night Fever, Night Fever
Black Sabbath's, "Electric Funeral"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everybody waits
In the burning place
Original Lyrics:
Tearing life away, here's the burning pay
Black Sabbath's, "Electric Funeral"
Misheard Lyrics:
Lights electric funeral pyre
Original Lyrics:
like electric funeral pyre
Blondie's, "Shayla"
Misheard Lyrics:
Retreats
Original Lyrics:
Green trees
Bob Seger's, "Old Time Rock and Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't try to take me to Nabisco
Original Lyrics:
Don't try to take me to a disco
Kraftwerk's, "Radioactivity"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chain reaction and mutation,
Can terminate a population.
Original Lyrics:
Chain reaction and mutation,
Contaminated population
Neil Diamond's, "Done Too Soon"
Misheard Lyrics:
Alan Reed [original voice of Fred Flintstone] and Buster Keaton too.
Original Lyrics:
Alan Freed and Buster Keaton too.
Stevie Wonder's, "Signed, Sealed, Delivered, I'm Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eli Manning baby
Original Lyrics:
Here I am baby
The Doobie Brothers', "Long Train Running"
Misheard Lyrics:
Na-na na. Ever Doobie now.
Original Lyrics:
Without love, where would you be now?
The Hollies', "Long Dark Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yes, there it froze away
Original Lyrics:
Yes, there it flows away
ZZ Top's, "La Grange"
Misheard Lyrics:
But now I am Mr. Gibbons
Original Lyrics:
But now I might be mistaken
 
1980s
Bruce Springsteen's, "Cover Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can hear the violent wind blowing
Original Lyrics:
I can hear the wild wind blowing
Bruce Springsteen's, "Dancing in the Dark"
Misheard Lyrics:
They say you’ve got a stiff hombre
Original Lyrics:
They say you gotta stay hungry
Movie Scripts', "Risky Business"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dora's locked
Original Lyrics:
Door's locked
 
1990s
Brownstone's, "If You Love Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you adjust me
Original Lyrics:
If you trust me
Cast of Beauty and the Beast's, "Be Our Guest"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take a guess
Original Lyrics:
Be our guest
Spice Girls', "Spice Up Your Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Check out to the right
Original Lyrics:
Shake it to the right
The Black Crowes', "Twice As Hard"
Misheard Lyrics:
twice as humble
Original Lyrics:
Twice as hard
The Cranberries', "Wanted"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dreamin' in the summer, standing
Original Lyrics:
Too many misunderstandings
Thunderbugs', "It's About Time You Were Mine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my app when I'm down
Original Lyrics:
You're my up when I'm down
Xscape's, "Do You Want To"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now my damn emotions have completely come over me
Original Lyrics:
Now my deep emotions have completely come over me
 
2000s
Demon Hunter's, "Everything Was White"
Misheard Lyrics:
See all my pizzas catch ablaze
Original Lyrics:
See all my pieces catch ablaze
Flyleaf's, "Fully Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fully alive and she knows I don't believe in futures
Original Lyrics:
Fully alive and she knows how to believe in futures
Good Charlotte's, "Riot Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulleys rescue FBI
She wants to ride it, she wants to ride it
or
Bullies rescue FBI
She wants to ride it, she wants to ride it
Original Lyrics:
Police rescue, FBI
She wants a riot, she wants a riot
Gorillaz's, "Dare"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never get no high
Never get no high
It's bad
Original Lyrics:
Never did no harm
Never did no harm
It's dare.
Hilary and Haylie Duff's, "Our Lips are Sealed"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't no time for what they say
Original Lyrics:
Pay no mind to what they say
Outkast's, "Ms. Jackson"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like Joshua Jackson
I am for Real
Original Lyrics:
I'm sorry Ms. Jackson (oh),
I am for real
 
2010s
Flyleaf's, "Fully Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ready to smile, end of life
Original Lyrics:
Ready to smile and love life
Gorillaz's, "Rhinestone Eyes"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a scary cowgirl on a tar
Original Lyrics:
I'm a scary gargoyle on a tower
Maroon 5's, "Moves Like Jagger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got a moose like that
I've got a moose like that
I've got a moo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oose like that girl
Original Lyrics:
All the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
I've got the moves like Jagger
Owl City's, "Fireflies"
Misheard Lyrics:
The janitor churns slowly
Original Lyrics:
That planet Earth turns slowly
Portugal the Man's, "Feel It Still"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh hoo, I'm a rebel with a six-string
Original Lyrics:
Ooh woo, I'm a rebel just for kicks now
Sia's, "Chandelier"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm gonna live like the one who doesn't exist
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna live like tomorrow doesn't exist
 
country
Carrie Underwood's, "Before He Cheats"
Misheard Lyrics:
Called my name into this limousine
Original Lyrics:
Carved by name into this leather seat
 
misc
The Munchkins', "Lullaby League And Lollipop Guild"
Misheard Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop League
Original Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop Guild.
 
xmas
Amy Grant's, "Christmas Lullaby (I Will Lead You Home)"
Misheard Lyrics:
I will be in your arms
Original Lyrics:
I will lead you home
Art Mooney and His Orchestra's, "Nuttin' for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm getting rotten for Christmas
Original Lyrics:
I'm gettin' nuttin' for Christmas
Cast of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's, "Jingle, Jingle, Jingle"
Misheard Lyrics:
I am old Chris Pringle
Original Lyrics:
I am old Kris Kringle
Cast of Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer's, "We're a Couple of Misfits"
Misheard Lyrics:
Why am I such a nitpick?
or
Why am I such a nitwit?
Original Lyrics:
I am not just a nitwit
Cedarmont Kids', "What Child is This?"
Misheard Lyrics:
Taste, taste
Original Lyrics:
Haste, haste
Gayla Peevey's, "I Want a Hippopotamus for Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna dole
Original Lyrics:
I don't want a doll
Johnny Mathis', "Silver Bells"
Misheard Lyrics:
Christmas makes you feel emoji-ble
Original Lyrics:
Christmas makes you feel emotional
Roy Orbison's, "Pretty Paper"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pretty rivers of blue
Original Lyrics:
Pretty ribbons of blue
The Boston Pops', "Sleigh Ride"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a happy feeling nopping in the world and by.
Original Lyrics:
There's a happy feeling nothing in the world can buy
Traditional's, "Away in a Manger"
Misheard Lyrics:
Away in A major
Original Lyrics:
Away in a Manger
Train's, "Shake Up Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's December 5th
Original Lyrics:
Let's December it
Vince Vance and the Valiants', "All I Want for Christmas is You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take me to Holland
Original Lyrics:
Take back the holly

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