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1960s
Lou Christie's, "Lightnin' Strikes"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slimy, slimy, yeah, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Lightning striking again
The Kingston Trio's, "Genny Glenn"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well, other girls were lightning.
Original Lyrics:
Well, a lot of girls would-a liked me.
 
1970s
Aerosmith's, "Dream On"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeans On
Original Lyrics:
Dream On
Grand Funk Railroad's, "We're an American Band"
Misheard Lyrics:
Leave the American van
Original Lyrics:
We're an American Band
Lobo's, "Me And You And A Dog Named Boo"
Misheard Lyrics:
How I love the world of green men.
Original Lyrics:
How I love bein' a free man.
Lynyrd Skynyrd's, "Sweet Home Alabama"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sleep tight, Alabama
Original Lyrics:
Sweet Home Alabama
Rod Stewart's, "Maggie May"
Misheard Lyrics:
I laughed at Oreo jokes
Original Lyrics:
I laughed at all of your jokes
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Bridge Over Troubled Water"
Misheard Lyrics:
Like a Grinch over troubled water
Original Lyrics:
Like a bridge over troubled water
The Skids', "Masquerade"
Misheard Lyrics:
Masturbate, masturbate
Original Lyrics:
Masquerade, masquerade
 
1980s
America's, "You Can Do Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Yo Can Have Magic
Original Lyrics:
You Can Do Magic
Barbra Streisand's, "Woman in Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You know we never wore white
Original Lyrics:
You know we never know why
John Mellencamp's, "Jack and Diane"
Misheard Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, we'll go swimming again.
Original Lyrics:
Changes come around real soon, make us women and men.
John Mellencamp's, "R-O-C-K in the USA"
Misheard Lyrics:
Some are black and some are white
Aunt Jemima, sleep on the floor tonight
Original Lyrics:
Some are black and some are white
Ain’t too proud to sleep on the floor tonight
John Mellencamp's, "R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A."
Misheard Lyrics:
Olive seekers in the U.S.A.
Original Lyrics:
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
John Mellencamp's, "Rumbleseat"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a big time rider in the wrong seat
Original Lyrics:
To be a big time rider in the rumbleseat
John Mellencamp's, "This Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been loved
Original Lyrics:
I'm in love
Kool & the Gang's, "Stone Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Still in love
Original Lyrics:
Stone love
Lloyd Cole & the Commotions', "Lost Weekend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chocolate animal seeds melt too easily.
Original Lyrics:
Drop me and I'll fall to pieces
Too easily.
Neil Diamond's, "Heartlight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn on your Bud Light
Original Lyrics:
Turn on your heartlight
Phil Collins', "Sussudio"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stu-stu-studio
Original Lyrics:
Su-sussudio
Queen and David Bowie's, "Under Pressure"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sat On Her Face, Like a dumb f*ck
Original Lyrics:
Sat on a fence, but it don't work
Randy Newman's, "I Love to See You Smile"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was born to make it happen
Original Lyrics:
I was born to make you happy
Tracy Chapman's, "Fast Car"
Misheard Lyrics:
I-I had a feeling that I've been wrong
Original Lyrics:
I-I had a feeling that I belong
ZZ Top's, "Sleeping Bag"
Misheard Lyrics:
Secrets of a secret band.
Original Lyrics:
Slip into my sleeping bag
 
1990s
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
I could stay away
Just to hear you reading
Original Lyrics:
I could stay awake
Just to hear you breathing
Blackstreet feat. Dr. Dre's, "No Diggity"
Misheard Lyrics:
No Jeopardy!
Original Lyrics:
No Diggity
Komar & Melamid and Dave Soldier's, "The Most Unwanted Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Labor Day, all obey
Original Lyrics:
Labor Day, all the way
Lenny Kravitz's, "Fly Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want a Gatorade
Original Lyrics:
I want to get away
Maxi Priest ft. Shaggy's, "That Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
Black death, ooh
Black kind of death
Original Lyrics:
That girl, ooh
That kind of girl
Sheryl Crow's, "If it Makes You Happy"
Misheard Lyrics:
You listen to Soul Train
Original Lyrics:
You listen to Coltrane
The Cranberries', "Zombie"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the same old team since my sweet 16
Original Lyrics:
It's the same old theme since 1916
Tracy Chapman's, "Give Me One Reason"
Misheard Lyrics:
Billy, I got your number
Original Lyrics:
Baby, I got your number
 
2000s
Blessthefall's, "Guys Like You Make Us Look Bad"
Misheard Lyrics:
She sits alone, tied to a chair,
She cries, "Please let me go, I won't tell anyone!"
Original Lyrics:
She sits alone and tries to adjust,
She cries, "Please let me go, I won't tell anyone!"
Caramell's, "Caramell Dansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on my balls
Can f***ing a handbag
Yоurs, only yours
We're a single dance band
It's no lie
Lisa in the crowd said
"Look, Harry had a vaginal malfunction!"
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss Klappa era hnder Gr som vi gr Ta ngra steg t vnster Lyssna och lr Missa inte chansen Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
Chevelle's, "The Red"
Misheard Lyrics:
With your single doubt
Original Lyrics:
When you're singled out
Empire of the Sun's, "Walking on a Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
It is grandma?
Two airport, become one
I can fell on
Two airport, become one.
Original Lyrics:
Is it real now
When two people become one
I can feel it
When two people become one
Justin Timberlake's, "Senorita"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save your repo
Original Lyrics:
Senorita
Phil Collins', "Can't Stop Loving You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Got your chicken
Original Lyrics:
Got your ticket
Santana featuring Michelle Branch's, "The Game of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Outside the can of your Campbell's soup
Original Lyrics:
Outside the door of your candy store
Silverstein's, "My Heroine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You taught my heart a sense I never knew I had.
Original Lyrics:
You taunt my heart, a sense I never knew I had.
Tori Amos', "Tear In Your Hand"
Misheard Lyrics:
The black of the black escutcheon
Original Lyrics:
The black of the blackest ocean
 
2010s
Aloe Blacc's, "Brooklyn in the Summet"
Misheard Lyrics:
You feel like Brooklyn in the Summer
Original Lyrics:
You feel like pooping in the Summer
Bruno Mars', "24K Magic"
Misheard Lyrics:
24 carrot magic in the air
Original Lyrics:
24 karat magic in the air
Maroon 5's, "Maps"
Misheard Lyrics:
Falling, Falling, Falling
Original Lyrics:
Following, Following, Following
Nicki Minaj's, "Side to Side (with Ariana Grande)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a new stall with a fresh diaper flow
Original Lyrics:
It's the new style with a fresh type of flow
Post Malone's, "I Fall Apart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh I fall apart,
Tattoo my heart
Hardest damn jury I fought
Original Lyrics:
Ooh I fall apart,
Down to my core
All this damn jewelry I bought
Silverstein's, "Ghost"
Misheard Lyrics:
Long socks with the dial tone.
Original Lyrics:
Long talks with the dial tone.
Swedish House Mafia's, "Don't You Worry Child"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cialis has a plan for you
Original Lyrics:
See heaven's got a plan for you
 
country
Waylon Jennings', "Theme from The Dukes of Hazzard (Good Ol' Boys)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like two modern day Robin Hoods.
Original Lyrics:
Fightin' the system like a true modern day Robin Hood.
 
misc
The Munchkins', "Lullaby League And Lollipop Guild"
Misheard Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop Kid.
Original Lyrics:
We represent the Lollipop Guild.

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