Fun Music Information -> Alanis Morisette
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Better Names for Current Songs:
Original Song Name | New Song Name | Submitter Name |
| "Idiotic" | "Ironic" | bodhidharma13 |
| "Can't Make Up My Mind" | "Hand In My Pocket" | Zac |
Song Parodies:
Original Song Name | Parody Song Name | Parody Author |
| "Ironic" | "Sardonic" | Writerchic16 |
| "You Oughta Know" | "You Oughta Know (The Lover's Revenge)" | sloatead |
| "Hands Clean" | "Bush Winning(Damn Mess)" | Nick J(Ghosteller) |
| "Ironic" | "Titanic" | S.T.G. |
| "You Learn" | "You Earn" | Dawn Taylor |
| "Hand in my Pocket" | "Timothy McVeigh's Last Thoughts" | S.T.G. |
| "Head Over Feet" | "Head Over Toilet" | Mary Day and Linda Day |
| "You Oughta Know" | "You Gotta Vote" | S.T.G. |
Duets Not Yet Performed:
First Band/Song Name | Second Band/Song Name | New Song Name | Submittor |
| Hands That Built America U2 | Hands Clean Alanis Morisette | Clean The Hands That Built America | SpiderBraids |
| You Oughta Know Alanis Morisette | The Muffin Man Children's song | You Oughta Know The Muffin Man | Lee Rasiel |
Misheard Lyrics Story:
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"You Oughta Know"
Misheard Lyrics: It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross eyed-bear that you gave to me. Original Lyrics: It's not fair to deny me
Of the cross I bare that you gave to me. |
Story about this misheard lyric by: Josh I picked a friend up one night who happened to be intoxicated. I had Alanis tunes playing in the car. When it came to that point in the song he looked at me and said 'What the hell! Why is she screaming about a cross eyed bear?' So now when we get frustrated or something is going wrong, we blame it on that damn cross eyed bear. |
Song Parody Fragments:
"Ironic"
Better Lyrics:
'Moronic'
An old van, with a radiator grate
carrying pottery, and parked by the bay
with a, fat guy, in a pink beret
eating grizzle and lard, and fries when he was late
and isn't it moronic
don't ya think?
it's like rain, when you wanted snow
a motor boat, when you thought you would row
brownie mix, when you want cookie dough
and who would say 'it figgers'?
(damn canadians!
An old van, with a radiator grate
carrying pottery, and parked by the bay
with a, fat guy, in a pink beret
eating grizzle and lard, and fries when he was late
and isn't it moronic
don't ya think?
it's like rain, when you wanted snow
a motor boat, when you thought you would row
brownie mix, when you want cookie dough
and who would say 'it figgers'?
(damn canadians!
Original Lyrics:
an old man, turned ninety eight
he won the lottery, and died the next day
it's a black fly, in your chardonnay
it's a death row pardon, two minutes two late
and isn't it ironic
don't ya think
it's like rain, or your wedding day
it's a free ride, when you've already paid
it's the good advice, that you just didn't take
and who would've thought, it figgers (figures)
he won the lottery, and died the next day
it's a black fly, in your chardonnay
it's a death row pardon, two minutes two late
and isn't it ironic
don't ya think
it's like rain, or your wedding day
it's a free ride, when you've already paid
it's the good advice, that you just didn't take
and who would've thought, it figgers (figures)
Submitted by: Megan & Christian
Funny Lyrics:
"Ironic"
The Funny Lyrics: An old man, turned ninety-eight, He won the lottery and died the next day. It's a black fly in your Chardonnay. It's a death row pardon, two minutes too late. It's like rain on your wedding day. It's a free ride when you've already paid. A traffic jam when you're already late. A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break. It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife. It's meeting the man of my dreams, And then meeting his beautiful wife. It's the good advice that you just didn't take Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought 'Well isn't this nice...' And isn't it ironic...dontcha think?
Why They're Funny: No Alanis, it isn't ironic. It's Unfortunate. Now that you have a billion dollars go out and buy a dictionary.
Submitted by: Pluto Aoi
| "I See Right Through You"
The Funny Lyrics: You took me out to wine, dine, sixty-nine me
But didn't hear a damn word I said... Why They're Funny: lol the unfortunate truth! Sad, but true!
Submitted by: Kerri
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| There are additional Funny lyrics available. | |
Inappropriate Lyrics:
"You Oughta Know"
The Inappropriate Lyrics: An older version of me is she peverted like me will she go down on you in a theater
Why They're Inappropriate: a song about having oral sex in a theater. Need I say more?
Submitted by: Jake Stone
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