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Song Parodies -> "Timothy McVeigh's Last Thoughts"

Original Song Title:

"Hand in my Pocket"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morisette

Parody Song Title:

"Timothy McVeigh's Last Thoughts"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I'm weird and I'm nasty.
I'm sick, but I'm kind.
Life's short for me, oh well, yeah.
I'm soon to be grounded.
I'm insane, but I'm in this cell.
My lawyer says that I'm hopeless, maybe.

What all I thought would happen,
Is that I would just have to pay a twenty-something fine.

I see that cord plugged in that socket,
And my cellmate is watchin' me get fried.

I feel like that song "Sober".
I'm thin, cuz' I'm underweight.
Hey, at least I'm not working, yeah.
Our military defenseless,
Cuz' I'm here, and I'll be gone.
It was wrong, and I'm sorry, save me.

What the verdict's down to,
It's execution or jail for life.

I see that cord plugged in that socket,
And I don't get a dang cigarette.

Where are we on the countdown,
Cuz' that's all I haven't even gotten figured out just yet.

I saw that cord plugged in that socket,
And I give the cam. a peace sign.

I think the camera ain't focused.
I'm keen, but unwise.
It's hard to be friendly, baby.
In interviews I'm sappy,
Mind is like chicken ****.
Mind sick, but I'm gonna die, baby.

When my minds gonna boil down.
I just haven't figured it all out just yet.

I see that cord plugged in that socket,
But in my mind, I'm just thinkin' this up.

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Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 21

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Anna - July 15, 2004 - Report this comment
This is mean! But good. Me gusta mucho.

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