I want you to know,
That this election blows.
I think Gore won't win,
Electorial vote.
One is stiff and a geek,
The other's a Texan freak.
Both sides are getting pissed at each other.
Gore wants to help all the gays,
Bush wants to save un-born babies,
And I'm going with Bush, for that one.

Cause the votes that we made,
But the chads are misplaced,
And I'm not gonna pay for another recount.
No!
And everytime Al Gore gets mad,
It's makes the continent get bad,
Will Gore die, or Bush die?
But both are alive.

Well, I'm here to remind you,
Of the loser candidates today.
>From Bill C., and George Dubya B.,
Their buddies and sons say,
You...you...you gotta vote!

Seems elections done,
But I think it's still here.
You looks very pissed,
That Al Gore lost.
Yes, Mr. I-LIKE-GAYS-TOO,
His promises aren't that new,
He thinks tax cuts won't happen, when he's here.
George Bush will try his best,
When he becomes president,
But I don't care because I'm conservative.

Cause the votes that we placed,
In the booth yesterday,
Are not gonna pick who becomes the big guy.
No!
And now it's done, and Bush has won,
So I take it election won't be over,
Until Gore dies, yes, Gore dies,
But he's still alive.

Well, I'm here to remind you,
Of the loser candidates today.
>From Bill C., and George Dubya B.,
Their buddies and sons say,
You...you...you gotta vote!

Cause the time, yesterday,
Was fun all the way.
Cause I'm not pay to see Bush cry.
But when Gore said that sappy speech,
I wanted to kill that old peach.
Cause he cried, and lied,
But he's still alive.

Well, I'm here to remind you,
Of the loser candidates today.
>From Bill C., and George Dubya B.,
Their buddies and sons say,
You...you...you gotta vote!