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Song Parodies -> "Bush Winning(Damn Mess)"

Original Song Title:

"Hands Clean"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morisette

Parody Song Title:

"Bush Winning(Damn Mess)"

Parody Written by:

Nick J(Ghosteller)

The Lyrics

BUSH SUCKS!I cannot believe he won,pure cheating
If it wasnt for the counters stupidity,electing you president wouldnt have happened
If you weren't so dumb for bombing Iraq,the terroists might've controlled themselves
If it wasnt for your dumbness,you wouldnt have been successful and
If you didnt fake healing time,round 9-11 you wouldnt be liked much


Ooh,We could've had Al Gore
But we got you,and I do mind
Ooh,we should tell the lawmakers
That miscounting should be a damn crime

We'll look at this crap a hundred years later
And how the voters were too lazy to vote
And this whole mishap was soon just silenced
And Bush winning was a damn mess

You're very boring and useful you see,and we like to have you help us
Youre the kind who does it your own way,without suggestions from them or me
I know you act like you depend on us but really its the stupidest bulls***
I know you are good to some,but to me I really dont like it

Ooh,your not a good president
But no one seems to really mind
Ooh,telling everybody its alright
But this whole thing is one stupid big crime


We'll look at this crap a hundred years later
And how the voters were too lazy to vote
And this whole mishap was soon just silenced
And Bush winning was a damn mess

What part of US's history says we give up counting since theres about 100 left?
What's wrong with the counters are they with Bush or did they supposedly "forget"?
This whole thing's messed up,it's seems so obvious

Lets just hope that I dont reported to someone or made believe that I have ADD
I dont wanna keep this to myself,wanna tell everyone even France and Germany
I wish I could tell the world,how this election was cheated,not done properly
I hope everyone thinks this one day,and we protest this with everybody

Ooh this election was messed up
But it seems everybody dont mind
Ooh,I wanna tell everybody
And consider this a huge damn crime

We'll look at this crap a hundred years later
And how the voters were too lazy to vote
And this whole mishap was soon just silenced
And Bush winning was a damn mess

Ooh this was so messed up
And everyone basically dont mind
Can we just tell everybody
This is a very huge crime

We'll look at this crap a hundred years later
And how the voters were too lazy to vote
And this whole mishap was soon just silenced
And Bush winning was a damn mess

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Pacing: 3.2
How Funny: 3.5
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 13

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Dunno - June 21, 2003 - Report this comment
this seriously sucked, BUSH IS FRICKIN AWESOME! as if Gore would do better! i think not!
Michael Pacholek - June 22, 2003 - Report this comment
Loved the sentiment, but this wasn't a very good parody. Then again, it's a tough song to do. As for "Dunno," the name speaks for itself, even if this person does like Avril, who's more qualfied to be President than Georgie, even if she's 18 and foreign-born. In fact, Georgie's (re-)election theme song could be Avril's: "Why did this job have to be so complicated?"
Democratish - June 25, 2005 - Report this comment
If I was God, I would make sure Bush suffered a slow, painful death. Coulda done the pacing little better, but I agree with all of it.

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