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Song Parodies -> "Titanic"

Original Song Title:

"Ironic"

Original Performer:

Alanis Morisette

Parody Song Title:

"Titanic"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

An old man,
Who rode the waves.
He got to drive a ship,
For only a few days.
Ain't no black guys,
On the big ole' thang.
If there were a few slaves,
It would stay in fame.
The ship was so gigantic.
Don't you think.

It's a pain,
To have the story retold.
Now they're making movies,
Yes, it's getting to old.
And everytime,
The movie tickets sold.
Well, who would've thought,
That it'd sink.

Mr. Jack Dawson,
Looked kinda bi,
With his Hispanic friend,
Who surely wouldn't survive.
He met Ms. Rose what's-her-name,
Who was about to die,
She didn't kill herself,
But in the end she died,
She rode the ship, Titanic.
Yes, it sank.

Yes, James Cameron,
Is a tad bit insane.
When he made the movie,
Some thought he lost his brain.
But then it won awards,
And now it's so lame.
Well, who would've that it'd win.

Well, film has funny way,
Of messin' up all the little facts,
Of a big-ass ship, yet, people think it's right.
Titanic's getting gay,
Because of all the little fruities acting, gettin' their lines wrong,
But gettin' awards in everyplace.

Who'd give a damn,
If the movie was late,
Went to the exit sign,
To take a major break.
It feels like 22 years,
When it's really four hours,
Now Mr. James Cameron thinks,
That he's got the power.
That stupid ship, Titanic,
Without a doubt.
I really hate Titanic,
I think you've figured that out.

Yes, James Cameron,
Is a tad bit insane.
When he made the movie,
Some thought he lost his brain.
But then it won awards,
And now it's so lame.
Well, who would've that it'd win.

Well, film has funny way,
Of messin' up all the little facts,
Yea; films have funny, funny way.
Of screwin' us up,
Screwin' us out.

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Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 38

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I wish I was Fifi Trixibelle - June 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I think the lyrics were abit out of order S, but other than that, that's one bloody good parady you've put together!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)
sameer - June 06, 2004 - Report this comment
it really nice to hear that this site is reallyverynice goood and koollllllllllllll
Andrew Darwitan - December 18, 2005 - Report this comment
Pacing is a bit off, but cool concept. 343
pinkgirl - April 18, 2006 - Report this comment
i like this song normally. i thought this parody was very good though.

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