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This idea came from the Simpsons. Homer has lost his baby Maggie, so he calls a hot line for missing children. The song being played while he is on hold is "Baby Come Back" by Player. That's what I am looking for here, bad music to be used for "hold" music on the phone.
The 20 most recent entries are listed below. There are 8831 Bad Choices for On Hold Music entries on the site.
Latest Entries
Song Name | Performer Name | Product Name | Submitted by: | |||
| I Want A Hippopotamus for Christmas | Gayla Peevey | Zoo | Liz | |||
| You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | Suicide Prevention Hotline | Liz | |||
| You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | Trump '24 | Sheila | |||
| Send In The Clowns | Judy Collins | Trump supporters | Sheila Oh | |||
| You're No Good | Linda Ronstadt | Democrat Political Party | Edward | |||
| Send In The Clowns | Judy Collins | Democrat Political Party | Edward | |||
| Death On Two Legs | Queen | Joe Biden's answering machine | Edward | |||
| The Fool On The Hill | The Beatles | Joe Biden's answering machine | Edward | |||
| I'm In Love With My Car | Queen | Couples Counselor | Liz | |||
| I'm In Love With My Car | Queen | Couples Counselor | Liz | |||
| I'm Not The Man I Used To Be | Fine Young Cannibals | Caitlin Jenner's voicemail | Liz | |||
| I Just Died In Your Arms | The Cutting Crew | Veterinarian | Liz | |||
| Vienna | Billy Joel | Italian Tourism Hotline | Liz | |||
| Dig My Grave | They Might Be Giants | Funeral Home | Liz | |||
| The Star-Spangled Banned | Traditional | Canadian Customer Service Center | Liz | |||
| Non, Je Ne Regrette Rien | Edith Piaf | Defense Attorney | Liz | |||
| Toy Soldiers | Martika | Armed Forces Recruiter | Liz | |||
| Man, It's So Loud In Here | They Might Be Giants | Audiologist | Liz | |||
| Move, Bitch! | Ludacris | Driving School | Liz | |||
| The Grass Is Blue | Dolly Parton | Eye Doctor | Liz |
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