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These are lyrics by Simon & Garfunkel that we think are kind of inappropriate.

Inappropriate Lyrics, Simon & Garfunkel

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Simon & Garfunkel's, "Feelin' Groovy"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Try to make the morning last... Hello, lamp post...
Why They're Inappropriate:
How is talking to a lamp post supposed to make the morning last? Seems to me more a way to waste the morning and make it as unproductive as possible. Maybe we're supposed to spend the morning researching why this is actualy titled '59th Street Bridge Song,' or whatever. (I know why, but I really don't care).
Submitted by: Andy
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs Robinson"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Here's to you Mrs Robinson
Jesus loves you more than you will know.
Why They're Inappropriate:
Oh yes and what if Mrs Robinson turns out to be an athieist? Then what would you do?
Submitted by: Celeste
Simon & Garfunkel's, "Mrs. Robinson"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
Where have you gone, Joe DiMaggio...
Joltin' Joe has left and gone away
Why They're Inappropriate:
These lines are particularly inappropriate now that Joltin' Joe actually _has_ 'left and gone away.' :( (I understand that when the Yankee Clipper first heard the song he though S&G were making fun of him._)
Submitted by: Doug Montgomery
Simon & Garfunkel's, "The Boxer"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
In the clearing stands a boxer, a fighter by his trade...
Why They're Inappropriate:
Where did the boxer come from? The rest of the song tells us about a lonely boy wandering far from home and how cold and hungry and lonely he is, and then suddenly we're looking at an unnamed boxer.
Submitted by: Miriam Erez

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