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I'm not a cell phone owner like most people (I've tried to avoid it as long as I can), but I was thinking certain ring tones might be inappropriate if the phone rings at the wrong time.

I'm not talking about just ringing at a bad time, but more like, picking a tone with lyrics in it like "i like big butts" when passing by a Layne Bryant store. Though, who knows, if you picked that tone maybe that's a good thing.

Bad Ringtone Choices, John Mellencamp

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The Best That I Could Do 1978-1988 album at
John Mellencamp's, "Hurts So Good"
The Lyrics:
Come on baby, make it hurt so good
This would ruin your day if you got a call while getting a flu shot.
Submitted by: Kerry
John Mellencamp's, "Jack & Diane"
The Lyrics:
A little ditty 'bout Jack & Diane
Two American kids growing up in the heart land
Jack, he's gonna be a football star
Diane's debutante, back seat of Jacky's car
This song wouldn't be the best ringtone choice if your cellphone rang in front of a guy named Jack and a girl named Diane (especially if Jack's a football player).
Submitted by: Kerry

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