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1950s
Bobby Day's, "Rockin' Robin"
Misheard Lyrics:
A pretty little raven and the bird man said
Original Lyrics:
A pretty little raven at the bird's bandstand.
 
1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
Cling on tight
Original Lyrics:
Clean and bright
Cast of the Sound of Music's, "The Lonely Goatherd"
Misheard Lyrics:
High on a hill was a lovely goat that heard...
Original Lyrics:
High on the hill was a lonely goatherd
Strawberry Alarm Clock's, "Incense and Peppermints"
Misheard Lyrics:
8 cents for peppermints and bottle of thyme
Original Lyrics:
Incense and peppermints, the color of time
The Supremes', "You Can't Hurry Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
You han-hurr-he-huv
Original Lyrics:
You can't hurry love
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "She's Always a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a bald headed woman to me
Original Lyrics:
She's always a woman to me
Billy Joel's, "She's Always a Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a wizard woman to me.
Original Lyrics:
She's always a woman to me.
Earth, Wind & Fire's, "That's the Way of the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Vast array
Original Lyrics:
That's the way
Gladys Knight and the Pips', "Midnight Train to Georgia"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's breathing (breathing)
Original Lyrics:
She's leaving (leaving)
Janis Joplin's, "Me and Bobby McGee"
Misheard Lyrics:
Good enough for me and my Booker T.
Original Lyrics:
Good enough for me and my Bobby McGee
John Lennon's, "#9 Dream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ah! Bowakawa, oh sink oh sank
Original Lyrics:
Ah! Bowakawa, pousse pousse
Peaches & Herb's, "Reunited"
Misheard Lyrics:
We go riding and it feels so good
Original Lyrics:
Reunited and it feels so good
Seals & Crofts', "Summer Breeze"
Misheard Lyrics:
Goin to the jazz bar in my mind
Original Lyrics:
Blowing through the jasmine in my mind.
The Rolling Stones', "(I Can’t Get No) Satisfaction"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can’t beg for satisfaction
Original Lyrics:
I can’t get no satisfaction
Misheard Lyrics:
Dingy
Original Lyrics:
Angie
 
1980s
Billy Joel's, "It's Still Rock and Roll to Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
You could really be a roadrunner baby
If you just give it half a chance
Original Lyrics:
You could really be a Beau Brummell baby
If you just give it half a chance
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you don't smoke none of that in my backseat, baby
Original Lyrics:
And you lost more than that in my backseat, baby
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
As I sit in this f***ing room
Original Lyrics:
As I sit in this smoky room
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
But this bottle's my open friend
Original Lyrics:
But this bottle's my only friend
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me are not old friends
Original Lyrics:
You and me and my old friends
Bon Jovi's, "Never Say Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
You and me are not real friends
Original Lyrics:
You and me and my old friends
Christine McVie's, "Love Will Show Us How"
Misheard Lyrics:
London shows us how
Original Lyrics:
Love will show us how
Cliff Richard's, "We Don’t Talk Anymore"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s somebody and we don’t talk anymore
Original Lyrics:
It’s so funny why we don’t talk anymore
David Bowie's, "Modern Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
God damned Man
Original Lyrics:
God and Man, God and Man, God and Man
Dexy's Midnight Runners', "Come on Eileen"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hump this tuna forever
Original Lyrics:
I'll hum this tune forever
Lenny Kravitz's, "It Ain’t Over ‘til It’s Over"
Misheard Lyrics:
But we always word things out
Original Lyrics:
But we always work things out
Madonna's, "Like a Prayer"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's like a Rachel sighin'
Original Lyrics:
It's like an angel sighin'
Mr. Mister's, "Broken Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
Take these duckling wings
Original Lyrics:
Take these broken wings
Peter Gabriel's, "Shock the Monkey"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stump the monkey
or
Stop the monkey
Original Lyrics:
Shock the monkey
The Police's, "King Of Pain"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bless my soul of pain.
Original Lyrics:
That's my soul up there.
The Police's, "King of Pain "
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a black cat caught in a high tree top
Original Lyrics:
There's a black hat caught in a high tree top
U2's, "With or Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And you give yourself a headache
Original Lyrics:
And you give yourself away
U2's, "With or Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't weed with or without you
Original Lyrics:
I can't live with or without you
 
1990s
Blind Melon's, "No Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is really clean
or
All I can say is that my life is pretty clean
Original Lyrics:
All I can say is that my life is pretty plain
Depeche Mode's, "Enjoy the Silence"
Misheard Lyrics:
So does Duffy
Original Lyrics:
So does the pain
Garbage's, "Special"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've run out of comics
OR
I've run out of Comtrex
Original Lyrics:
I've run out of comments
Mark Morrison's, "Return of the Mack"
Misheard Lyrics:
All those times I said that I love you
(the sun and the moon)
Yes, I tried, yes, I tried
(the sun and the moon)
Even though you know I'd die for you
(the sun and the moon)
Yes, I cried, yes, I cried
Original Lyrics:
All those times I said that I love you
(You lied to me)
Yes, I tried, yes, I tried
(You lied to me)
Even though you know I'd die for you
(You lied to me)
Yes, I cried, yes, I cried
R.E.M's, "The Great Beyond"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm looking for answers
From the grave, beyond
Original Lyrics:
I'm looking for answers
From the great beyond
Red Hot Chili Peppers', "Give It Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a rhythm, boy, to be a giver
Original Lyrics:
There's a river born to be a giver
Sheryl Crow's, "All I Wanna Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
Got my seven lollipops in the car
Original Lyrics:
Until the sun comes up
Over Santa Monica Blvd
Snow's, "Informer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll hear your boo-boo now
Original Lyrics:
A licky boom boom down
The KLF's, "3 A.M. Eternal"
Misheard Lyrics:
Patience and voodoo
Original Lyrics:
Ancients of Mu Mu
Whitney Houston's, "My Love Is Your Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wyler is no-go
Original Lyrics:
My love is your love
 
2000s
Blue’s Clues', "Colors, Colors Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
We want violence
or
We want violins
Original Lyrics:
We want violet
Gwen Stefani's, "Wind It Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Riled up!
Original Lyrics:
Wind it up!
Janet Jackson's, "Doesn't Really Matter"
Misheard Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter if the eye is pink
Original Lyrics:
Doesn't really matter what the eye is seeing
Snow Patrol's, "Chasing Cars"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't wanna know
Original Lyrics:
I don't quite know
Theme Songs', "Bobinogs"
Misheard Lyrics:
We're super friends
We're real bad too
(later)
When we found tomatoes,
We'll sing you a song
Original Lyrics:
We're a group of friends
We're in a band too
(later)
When we found some answers,
We'll sing you a song
White Stripes', "The Big 3 Killed My Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm about to have another blow off.
Original Lyrics:
I'm about to have another blow out.
 
country
Kenny Rogers and Dolly Parton's, "Islands in the Stream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kylie's in the stream
Original Lyrics:
Islands in the stream

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