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1960s
David And Jonathan's, "Lovers of the World Unite"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bummers of the world unite
Original Lyrics:
Lovers of the world unite
Peter & Gordon's, "World Without Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't care what they say
I won't stay
In a world without drugs
Original Lyrics:
I don't care what they say
I won't stay
In a world without love
The Left Banke's, "Walk Away Renee"
Misheard Lyrics:
And when I see the sign that points Wally
Original Lyrics:
And when I see the sign that points one way
 
1970s
America's, "Sister Golden Hair"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not ready for the offer
Original Lyrics:
I'm not ready for the altar
Bob Seger's, "Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
And we'd steal awake
Original Lyrics:
And we'd steal away
Grand Funk Railroad's, "Some Kind of Wonderful"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's some kind of wanderer
Original Lyrics:
She's some kind of wonderful
Jimmy Buffett's, "Margaritaville"
Misheard Lyrics:
Wastin’ away again in our parade again
Original Lyrics:
Wastin’ away again in Margaritaville
John Denver's, "Take Me Home, Country Roads"
Misheard Lyrics:
West Virginia, a mile to momma
Take me home, country roads.
Original Lyrics:
West Virginia, mountain momma
Take me home, country roads.
Mel Tillis', "Sawmill"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause the baby was too thin
Original Lyrics:
'Cause the gravy was too thin
Talking Heads', "Uh-Oh, Love Comes to Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not the people that you read about in books
Original Lyrics:
I've met the people that you read about in books
The Doobie Brothers', "Listen to the Music"
Misheard Lyrics:
Listen to the movies
or
Listen to the Hoosiers
Original Lyrics:
Listen to the music
 
1980s
Air Supply's, "All Out of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m all out of lunch
Original Lyrics:
I’m all out of love
Air Supply's, "The One That You Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Asking for my honor gay
Original Lyrics:
Asking for another day
Bros', "Drop the Boy"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get down to dry my hair with a little touch of jail
(Later)
I'd like to drive with Dino and to live out of my fridge
Chocolate boy, chocolate boy
Original Lyrics:
I get down to dry my hair with a little touch of gel
(Later)
I'd like to drive a Dino and to live out of my reach
Drop the boy, drop the boy
Commercial's, "Sam Goody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sam Goody, golly!
Original Lyrics:
Sam Goody got it!
Misheard Lyrics:
Set your mode to the ocean
Original Lyrics:
Set your mode to emotion
Gregory Abbott's, "Shake You Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
We’ll go all the way to Paris
Original Lyrics:
We’ll go all the way to heaven
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama buddy tin Cass she's a-workin' pumpin' gas
And she makes $2.54 an hour
Original Lyrics:
Well my buddy Jim Bass he's a-workin' pumpin' gas
And he makes $2.50 for an hour
Marilyn Martin's, "Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
If all the trades
Original Lyrics:
If all the shades
Public Enemy Ltd.'s, "This Is Not a Love Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m at Taco Bell
Original Lyrics:
I’m adaptable
Talking Heads', "Once in a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Letting the days go by
Let 'em go automobile
Original Lyrics:
Letting the days go by
Let the water hold me down
The Eurythmics', "Here Comes The Rain Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
I want to walk in the oven wind
Original Lyrics:
I want to walk in the open wind
The Stranglers', "Golden Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time, just like the last
I'm her ship tied to the mast
OR
I'm her sheep tied to the mast
To distant lands takes both my hands
Never aground with golden brown
Golden brown, final temptress
Through the ages she's getting worse
Original Lyrics:
Every time, just like the last
On her ship tied to the mast
To distant lands takes both my hands
Never a frown with golden brown
Golden brown, finer temptress
Through the ages she's heading west
Tom Petty's, "Free Fallin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Loves Cheez-Its
Original Lyrics:
Loves Jesus
 
1990s
Bee Gees', "For Whom the Bell Tolls"
Misheard Lyrics:
For you it's goodbye
For me it's to cry
For whom the bell tolls
Foggy
Original Lyrics:
For you it's goodbye
For me it's to cry
For whom the bell tolls
For me
Bryan Adams', "Have You Ever Really Loved a Woman?"
Misheard Lyrics:
She is so funny
Original Lyrics:
She needs somebody
Damn Yankees', "High Enough"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can you take a fire truck?
Original Lyrics:
Can you take me high enough?
Eiffel 65's, "Blue (Da Ba Dee)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blue is the color of Bosnia, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Blue is the color of all that I wear
Foo Fighters', "Big Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reasons old and new
OR
Reasons only new
Original Lyrics:
Reasons only knew
Lenny Kravitz's, "American Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna see your facial tone
Original Lyrics:
I don’t wanna see your face no more
Meat Loaf's, "Not a Dry Eye in the House"
Misheard Lyrics:
And there’s not a drive by
Original Lyrics:
And there’s not a dry eye
Powerline's, "I-2-I"
Misheard Lyrics:
And baby luck is the reason why
For the first time ever we're seeing it eye-to-eye
Original Lyrics:
And maybe love is the reason why
For the first time ever we're seeing it eye-to-eye
Slaughter's, "Up All Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cough all night
Original Lyrics:
Up all night
The Lion King's, "Circle of Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Aaaaahhhh topanga bubba nechiawaba
Original Lyrics:
Nants ingonyama bagithi Baba Sithi uhm ingonyama
The Wallflowers', "6th Avenue Heartache"
Misheard Lyrics:
Six seven new heartache
Original Lyrics:
Sixth Avenue heartacheeee
Tonic's, "If You Could Only See"
Misheard Lyrics:
But you will
Original Lyrics:
But you won't
Vengaboys', "We Like to Party!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ka beng ya bus is coming and everybody’s jumping
New Yen to Sen to Simple
But in the stinky Disco
Original Lyrics:
The Venga bus is coming
And everybody's jumping!
New York to San Francisco
An interstate free disco
 
2000s
Arctic Monkeys', "From the Ritz to the Rubble"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll sign anywhere, balls as well
Original Lyrics:
They want arms flying everywhere and bottles as well
Liberty X's, "Just a Little"
Misheard Lyrics:
You got a very long a*se
OR
You got a very long hat
Original Lyrics:
You gotta let it all out
Pink's, "Get the Party Started"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm in the place, I'm your one superstar
Original Lyrics:
License plate says stunner number one superstar
The Wiggles', "Hot Potato"
Misheard Lyrics:
Marshall Mathers
Original Lyrics:
Mashed banana
The Yeah Yeah Yeahs', "Heads Will Roll"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hetero
Original Lyrics:
Heads will roll
 
2010s
Imagine Dragons', "Born to Be Yours"
Misheard Lyrics:
You take me for a poo
Original Lyrics:
You took me for a fool
Misheard Lyrics:
I've got a penis inside my pocket
It cost me twenty-five dollars
Maybe we'll Pocahontas
Original Lyrics:
I've got happiness inside my pocket
It cost me twenty-five dollars
Maybe we could go halvies?
King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard's, "I'm In Your Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause everybody's sucking all the rye
Original Lyrics:
'Cause everybody's sucking on fluoride
Misheard Lyrics:
Intra-intrasport
Get me to the phone
It's pistachios in the sky
Original Lyrics:
It's intra-intrasport
Get to me before
My face splashes in the sky
Lewis Capaldi's, "Before You Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Before you don’t
Original Lyrics:
Before you go
Twenty One Pilots', "Hometown"
Misheard Lyrics:
A shadow turns its face in agony
Original Lyrics:
My shadow tilts its head at me
 
country
Suzy Bogguss', "Someday Soon"
Misheard Lyrics:
He's ridin' in the night from California
Original Lyrics:
He's ridin' in tonight from California
Tenille Arts', "Somebody Like That"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I saw the best, and the worst, and the work and the worthless
Original Lyrics:
And I saw the best, and the worst, and the work and the worth it

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