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1950s
Dean Martin's, "That's Amore"
Misheard Lyrics:
Back in Monopoly
Original Lyrics:
Back in old Napoli
 
1960s
Misheard Lyrics:
Fuel extension
Original Lyrics:
Feel the tension
Stevie Wonder's, "My Cherie Amour"
Misheard Lyrics:
Distant as the Miffy way
Original Lyrics:
Distant as the milky way
The Mindbenders', "A Groovy Kind of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
We got a gloomy kind of love
Original Lyrics:
We got a groovy kind of love
 
1970s
Billy Joel's, "Just the Way You Are"
Misheard Lyrics:
You’re due for a million
Original Lyrics:
You’re too familiar
Bob Seger's, "Night Moves"
Misheard Lyrics:
Working on the white room
Original Lyrics:
Working on the night moves
Bonnie Pointer's, "Heaven Must Have Sent You"
Misheard Lyrics:
It’s the sweetness of your chart
Original Lyrics:
It’s the sweetness of your charms
Debby Boone's, "You Light Up My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Never again to feel all alone
Original Lyrics:
Never again to be all alone
Eagles', "Best of My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every night I'm a lion in bed
Original Lyrics:
Every night I'm lying in bed
Jim Croce's, "Bad, Bad Leroy Brown"
Misheard Lyrics:
Better than old King Kong
Original Lyrics:
Badder than old King Kong
The Hues Corporation's, "Rock the Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
So I'd like to know where you got the mocha
Original Lyrics:
So I'd like to know where you got the notion
Yvonne Elliman's, "If I Can’t Have You"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it doesn’t matter how I cry
Original Lyrics:
And it doesn’t matter how I try
 
1980s
ABBA's, "The Winner Takes It All"
Misheard Lyrics:
No more race to play
Original Lyrics:
No more ace to play
Bette Midler's, "Wind Beneath My Wings"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can fly higher than a nigger
Original Lyrics:
I can fly higher than an eagle
Billy Joel's, "Allentown"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's getting very hard to say
Original Lyrics:
And it's getting very hard to stay
Don Henley's, "The Boys of Summer"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see you, your Bronx skin shining in the sun.
Original Lyrics:
I can see you, your brown skin shining in the sun.
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll get naked if we try
Original Lyrics:
We can make it if we try
Lionel Richie's, "Say You, Say Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say you see me
Original Lyrics:
say you, say me
Lisa Lisa and Cult Jam's, "Lost in Emotion"
Misheard Lyrics:
December, December
Original Lyrics:
Que sera, que sera
Nik Kershaw's, "Wouldn't It Be Good"
Misheard Lyrics:
Even if it wasn't just one day
Original Lyrics:
Even if it was for just one day
Pink Floyd's, "Another Brick in the Wall, Part 2"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't need no entertainment
Original Lyrics:
We don't need no education
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot stand you say cheese
Original Lyrics:
I cannot stand the way you tease
Soft Cell's, "Tainted Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Painted walls
Original Lyrics:
Tainted love
Tears for Fears', "Mad World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Halargian World
Original Lyrics:
Enlarge your world
The Clash's, "The Magnificent Seven"
Misheard Lyrics:
What have we got for education?
Original Lyrics:
What have we got for entertainment?
Theme Songs', "BJ and the Bear"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's providing my talent?
Original Lyrics:
Who's providing my palace?
 
1990s
10,000 Maniacs', "Because the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fecal matter belongs to lovers
Original Lyrics:
Because the night belongs to lovers
Aerosmith's, "I Don't Want to Miss a Thing"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ceiling when I dream of you
Original Lyrics:
'cause even when I dream of you
Bell Biv DeVoe's, "Poison"
Misheard Lyrics:
If I was you, I'd take a portion
Original Lyrics:
If I was you, I'd take precaution
Misheard Lyrics:
Loving these cups
Original Lyrics:
Loving it curves
Charles & Eddie's, "Would I Lie to You"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mow the lawn for me, baby
Original Lyrics:
Would I lie to you, baby?
Gerardo's, "Latin Till I Die (Oye Como Va)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It says “Lovin’ till I die”
Original Lyrics:
It says “Latin till I die”
House of Pain's, "Jump Around"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hackettstown, Hackensack
Original Lyrics:
Pack it up, pack it in
Pato Banton's, "Baby Come Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every think I think of my lies
Original Lyrics:
Every time me think of my Liza
Pato Banton's, "Baby Come Back"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, won't you ease me to safety?
Original Lyrics:
Oh, won't you give me a second chance?
Ricky Martin's, "Livin' La Vida Loca"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the skin's the color of Boca (as in Boca Raton)
Original Lyrics:
And the skin's the color of mocha
Shawn Colvin's, "Sunny Came Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
While working at the Y
Original Lyrics:
While walking on a wire
The Blackout Allstars', "I Like It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got Zonked
Original Lyrics:
I got soul
The Blackout Allstars', "I Like It"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got some
Original Lyrics:
I got soul
Theme Songs', "7th Heaven"
Misheard Lyrics:
The answer is home
Original Lyrics:
The answer is hope
Theme Songs', "Gullah Gullah Island"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the nice sunny weather
Original Lyrics:
In the bright sunny weather
Theme Songs', "Madeline (Season 1)"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's Madeline, she's Madeline, we hope you're feeling great!
Original Lyrics:
She's Madeline, she's Madeline, we hope you have it straight!
 
2000s
Caramell's, "Caramell Dansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on my balls
Cat fucking a handbag
Yours, only yours
The walrus tickle dance thang
It's no lie
Lisa in the crowd said,
"Look, Annie had a vagina malfunction!"
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
Filter's, "Take a Picture"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let go of my hairpiece
Original Lyrics:
Awake on my airplane
Stereophonics', "Handbags and Gladrags"
Misheard Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of wine
Original Lyrics:
Drink a bottle full of rye
 
2010s
Theme Songs', "Let's Go! (Peter Rabbit 2012 theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll tell a whore in every fence and every home
Original Lyrics:
We'll tear a hole in every fence and every wall
Theme Songs', "Top Wing"
Misheard Lyrics:
Boblo Island is the place to be
Original Lyrics:
Big Swirl Island is the place to be
 
country
Dolly Parton's, "I Will Always Love You"
Misheard Lyrics:
No way
Original Lyrics:
The way
 
misc
Traditional's, "All the Pretty Little Horses"
Misheard Lyrics:
Poor little thing is crying Bambi
Original Lyrics:
Poor little thing is crying mammy
Traditional's, "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Misheard Lyrics:
Everywhere that very day
Original Lyrics:
Everywhere that Mary went

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