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1960s
Johnny Rivers', "Summer Rain"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the shoebox kept on playin'
Original Lyrics:
And the jukebox kept on playin'
Led Zeppelin's, "Good Times Bad Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
When my woman left home for another man.. but I still don't seem to care.
Original Lyrics:
When my woman left home for a brown-eyed man..but I still don't seem to care.
Wayne Newton's, "Danke Schoen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Duncan Sheik
Original Lyrics:
Danke Schoen
 
1970s
Barbra Streisand's, "The Main Event/Fight"
Misheard Lyrics:
Action! Action!
Original Lyrics:
Extra! Extra!
Blondie's, "Atomic"
Misheard Lyrics:
Uh huh make me tunaaaaaaa! Tunaaaaaaa! Make it riiiiiiiight!
Original Lyrics:
Uh-huh make me tonight
Bob Dylan's, "Knockin' on Heaven's Door"
Misheard Lyrics:
Nog, nog, noggin on heaven's door
Original Lyrics:
Knock, knock, knockin' on heaven's door
Donny Osmond's, "Go Away Little Girl"
Misheard Lyrics:
It lurks me boy
Original Lyrics:
It hurts me boy
Led Zeppelin's, "Achilles Last Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
Under the rain
Original Lyrics:
I know the way
Movie Scripts', "Car Wash"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's Christmastime!
Original Lyrics:
It's quittin' time!
Pink Floyd's, "Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war, for a Negro in a cage
Original Lyrics:
A walk on part in the war, for a lead role in a cage
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Covid came naturally from Wuhan
Original Lyrics:
Perfume came naturally from Paris
Sammy Davis Jr.'s, "Mr. Bojangles"
Misheard Lyrics:
To be a bear
Original Lyrics:
To be the very...
The Four Seasons', "December, 1963 (Oh What a Night)"
Misheard Lyrics:
As solid gold, it ended my shoe suit
Original Lyrics:
As I recall, it ended much too soon
 
1980s
Culture Club's, "I'll Tumble 4 Ya"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who's got the new Boy George, yeah?
Original Lyrics:
Who's got the new boy gender?
Men Without Hats', "The Safety Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll go dancing tomorrow
Original Lyrics:
We could dance if we want to
Movie Scripts', "A Fish Called Wanda"
Misheard Lyrics:
Say at least I'm dirty in Giorgio
Original Lyrics:
Say arrivederci a Giorgio
Nik Kershaw's, "I Won't Let The Sun Go Down On Me"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pinball man, power button, f*** you inside his head
Original Lyrics:
Pinball man, power glutton, vacuum inside his head
R.E.M.'s, "Stand"
Misheard Lyrics:
If you are confused, check with this song
Original Lyrics:
If you are confused, check with the sun
Rufus featuring Chaka Khan's, "Ain't Nobody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hate nobody
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nobody
Misheard Lyrics:
Touch yourself
Original Lyrics:
Ain't that tuff enuff
Tony Carey's, "A Fine, Fine Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a fine, fine day for angry humans
Original Lyrics:
It's a fine, fine day for a reunion.
USA for Africa's, "We Are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stand together as what?
Original Lyrics:
Stand together as one
USA for Africa's, "We Are the World"
Misheard Lyrics:
When you're dominant
Original Lyrics:
When you're down and out
 
1990s
Ace of Base's, "Beautiful life"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's the beautiful light
Original Lyrics:
It's the beautiful life
Disney's 'Aladdin''s, "A Whole New World"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can open your thighs, take you wonder by wonder
Original Lyrics:
I can open your eyes, take you wonder by wonder
Lord Tariq & Peter Gunz's, "We Will Ball"
Misheard Lyrics:
Might get my cancer
Original Lyrics:
Might get Mike cancer
Luther Vandross and Mariah Carey's, "Endless Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
My Anbesol
Original Lyrics:
My endless love
Merril Bainbridge's, "Mouth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll be declined to slap you in the mouth
Original Lyrics:
I'll be inclined to slap you in the mouth
Missy Elliott's, "She's a Bitch"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cat like a timber
Original Lyrics:
Cat like a semi
Phil Collins', "I Wish it Would Rain Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, yes, I wish it would rain now
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, yes, I wish it would rain down
Rod Stewart's, "The Motown Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Put the sneakers in the window and they fall
Original Lyrics:
Put your speakers in the window and we'll go
Theme Songs', "Garfield and Friends"
Misheard Lyrics:
Banda la banda! Ay caramba!
Original Lyrics:
Samba! La Bamba! Ay Caramba!
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Smells Like Nirvana"
Misheard Lyrics:
What is this song all without?
Original Lyrics:
What is this song all about?
Will Smith's, "Miami"
Misheard Lyrics:
Running up a high hill
Original Lyrics:
Running up a high bill
 
2000s
Caramell's, "Caramell Dansen"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dance on me balls
Cat f***ing a handbag
It’s only yours for doras tickle dancebag
It’s no lie
Mister in the crowd said
Look Harry had a vagina malfunction
Original Lyrics:
Dansa med oss Klappa era hnder Gr som vi gr Ta ngra steg t vnster Lyssna och lr Missa inte chansen Nu r vi hr med Caramelldansen
Justin Timberlake's, "Cry Me a River"
Misheard Lyrics:
Try me a little
Original Lyrics:
Cry me a river
Sage Francis', "Slow Down Gandhi"
Misheard Lyrics:
Slow down honey, you're killing 'em
Original Lyrics:
Slow down Gandhi, you're killing 'em
Strong Bad's, "Different Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
And the King of Town will be underground in a box filled up with bees
Original Lyrics:
and the King of Town will be underground in a box filled up with peas
The Strokes', "Someday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My ex says I'm working 'til death
Original Lyrics:
My ex says I'm lacking in depth
Theme Songs', "Cyberchase"
Misheard Lyrics:
Plastic world
Original Lyrics:
Cosmic world
Theme Songs', "Maya and Miguel"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hanging with family and friends that's for sure
Original Lyrics:
Hanging with family and friends that's the start
 
2010s
Dan Lloyd's, "Your Door Was Locked!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Please remain calm,
Run away!
Original Lyrics:
Please remain calm,
We’re on our way!
Theme Songs', "Adventure Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
We'll go to Merry Disneyland
Original Lyrics:
We'll go to very distant lands
Theme Songs', "PJ Masks"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cuz bedtime is the right time to f**k off
Original Lyrics:
Cuz bedtime is the right time to fight crime
Theme Songs', "Steven Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
We are the Christmas germs
Original Lyrics:
We are the crystal gems
 
country
Dixie Chicks', "Cowboy, Take Me Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Calgon, take me away
Original Lyrics:
Cowboy, take me away
Dixie Chicks', "Without You"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause without you I'm not open
Original Lyrics:
'Cause without you I'm not okay
Toby Keith's, "A Little Less Talk"
Misheard Lyrics:
A drunk Amish dude tried to mess with my head
Original Lyrics:
A drunk on a stool tried to mess with my head.
 
misc
The Rolling Stones', "Living in a Ghost Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Living in Augusta
Original Lyrics:
Living in a ghost town
The Rolling Stones', "Living in a Ghost Town"
Misheard Lyrics:
Once this place was coming
Original Lyrics:
Once this place was humming

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