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1960s
Bobby Fuller Four's, "I Fought The Law"
Misheard Lyrics:
I fought the wall, and the wall won.
Original Lyrics:
I fought the law, and the law won.
Elvis Presley's, "Return to Sender"
Misheard Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter makes me look a prat
Original Lyrics:
We had a quarrel, a lover's spat
I write I'm sorry but my letter keeps coming back.
Misheard Lyrics:
And you don't like it
Original Lyrics:
And you don't mind
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't you say you're mommy
Original Lyrics:
Won't you say you love me
The Buckinghams', "Hey Baby (They're Playing Our Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It made us feel so good to me
Original Lyrics:
It made us feel so groovy
The Chiffons', "One Fine Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
Won't find Dave
Original Lyrics:
one fine day
 
1970s
Blondie's, "Heart of Glass"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the Jeep
Original Lyrics:
In between
Blondie's, "One Way or Another"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got a wiener
Original Lyrics:
I'm gonna win ya
Kansas', "Carry On Wayward Son"
Misheard Lyrics:
I sit and watch the Wheel of Fortune
Original Lyrics:
I set a course for winds of fortune
Leo Sayer's, "You Make Me Feel Like Dancing"
Misheard Lyrics:
You make me feel like distancing
Original Lyrics:
You make me feel like dancing
Pink Floyd's, "Wish You Were Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
The walk on part in the war, for a leero in a cage.
Original Lyrics:
Did you exchange a walk on part in the war
For a lead role in a cage?
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
To avoid complications
She used to walk around undressed
In conversation
She spoke just like Malcolm X
Original Lyrics:
To avoid complications
She never kept the same address
In conversation
She spoke just like a baroness
Queen's, "You're My Best Friend"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ooh, you're making me live now, horny!
Original Lyrics:
Ooh, you're making me live now, honey!
Raspberries', "I Wanna Be with You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I just wanna pee with you
Original Lyrics:
I just wanna be with you
The Doors', "Riders on the Storm"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hacked around on loan
Original Lyrics:
An actor out on loan.
 
1980s
Abba's, "Head Over Heels"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's just one of those who always smashes the ground whenever she pleases
Original Lyrics:
She's just one of those who always has to do whatever she pleases
Billy Joel's, "You May Be Right"
Misheard Lyrics:
But it just may be a movie ticket you're looking for
Original Lyrics:
But it just may be a lunatic you're looking for
Dan Hartman's, "I Can Dream About You"
Misheard Lyrics:
1-2-3-4-5-6
Original Lyrics:
I can dream about you
Duran Duran's, "Union of the Snake"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reunion of mistake
Original Lyrics:
The union of the snake
Icehouse's, "Electric Blue"
Misheard Lyrics:
I succeed
Original Lyrics:
I can see
Movie Scripts', "Amadeus"
Misheard Lyrics:
Rose Art! Rose Art!
Original Lyrics:
Mozart! Mozart!
Phil Collins', "Another Day in Paradise"
Misheard Lyrics:
Thin slice
Original Lyrics:
Think twice
Talking Heads', "Once In A Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Into the blue again, after the bloody storm
Original Lyrics:
Into the blue again, after the money's gone.
Talking Heads', "Once in a Lifetime"
Misheard Lyrics:
Water flowing under rocks
Original Lyrics:
Water flowing underground.
The Bee Gees', "Tragedy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jeopardy!
Original Lyrics:
Tragedy!
U2's, "Desire"
Misheard Lyrics:
Designer
Original Lyrics:
Desire
Weird Al Yankovic's, "Money for Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies"
Misheard Lyrics:
Emily, Emily Elizabeth
Original Lyrics:
Beverly, Beverly Hillbillies
 
1990s
Alice in Chains', "I Stay Away"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hasta Luego
Original Lyrics:
I stay away
Backstreet Boys', "I Want It That Way"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ain't nothing but a party
Ain't nothing but a meet stay
Original Lyrics:
Ain't nothin' but a heartache Ain't nothin' but a mistake
Case's, "Happily Ever After"
Misheard Lyrics:
We could have sung together for so long
Original Lyrics:
We could be strong together for so long
Cheap Trick's, "In the Street (That '70s Show theme)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Not a thing to do but tough as you
Original Lyrics:
Not a thing to do but talk to you
Cher's, "Walking in Memphis"
Misheard Lyrics:
When I was walking in male pus
Original Lyrics:
When I was walking in Memphis
Gin Blossoms', "Hey Jealousy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey Jessie
Original Lyrics:
Hey jealousy
Red Dragon's, "Compliments On Your Kiss"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every time I think of you I weep
Original Lyrics:
Every time I think of you I wish
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Batman
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
Scatman John's, "Scatman"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a Pac-Man
Original Lyrics:
I'm a Scatman
Sheryl Crow's, "Everyday Is a Winding Road"
Misheard Lyrics:
I get a little bit gross
Original Lyrics:
I get a little bit closer
Misheard Lyrics:
To Justin Timb(erlake)
Original Lyrics:
To dust I guess
Misheard Lyrics:
All I really wanted was some other child
Original Lyrics:
All I really wanted was some of your time
Ziggy Marley's, "Believe in Yourself (theme from Arthur)"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a dirty message
Original Lyrics:
It's a simple message
 
2000s
Beyonce's, "Irreplaceable"
Misheard Lyrics:
Toodle-oo, toodle-oo
Original Lyrics:
To the left, to the left
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Goin' Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
A Robocop contest
Original Lyrics:
A loaded God complex
Jessica Simpson's, "A Little Bit"
Misheard Lyrics:
A little bit comes to nowhere
Original Lyrics:
A little bit goes a long way
Michelle Branch's, "Everywhere"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just tell me how I got this part
Original Lyrics:
Just tell me how I got this far
No Doubt's, "It's My Life"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reverse myself
Original Lyrics:
I've asked myself
P.O.D.'s, "Alive"
Misheard Lyrics:
I feel sober now
Original Lyrics:
I feel so alive
The Departure's, "All Mapped Out"
Misheard Lyrics:
I touch your labour, you take it as the opposite
Original Lyrics:
I touch your label, you take it as the opposite
 
misc
Carl Orff's, "O Fortuna"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh torture mom
Original Lyrics:
O Fortuna
Commercial's, "Reading Is Fundamental"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reading is ornamental
Original Lyrics:
Reading is fundamental
Ella Fitzgerald's, "Cheek to Cheek"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dancing chic to chic
Original Lyrics:
Dancing cheek to cheek

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