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1960s
Buffalo Springfield's, "Rock & Roll Woman"
Misheard Lyrics:
She's a Georgia knoll.
Original Lyrics:
She's a joy to know
 
1970s
ABBA's, "Waterloo"
Misheard Lyrics:
All of you
Original Lyrics:
Waterloo
Brownsville Station's, "Smokin' in the Boys' Room"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now, teacher, honey woolly aware of the rules
Original Lyrics:
Now, teacher, I am fully aware of the rules
John Denver's, "Rocky Mountain High"
Misheard Lyrics:
More people, more squatters on the land
Original Lyrics:
More people, more scars upon the land
Meat Loaf's, "Paradise by the Dashboard Light"
Misheard Lyrics:
Paying 'til the end of time
Original Lyrics:
Praying for the end of time
Patti Smith's, "Because The Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
Newcastle knights belongs to lovers
Original Lyrics:
Because the night belongs to lovers.
Queen's, "Killer Queen"
Misheard Lyrics:
vampire gelatine
Original Lyrics:
gunpowder gelatine
The Hues Corporation's, "Rock the Boat"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't kick the boat, Rover
Original Lyrics:
Don't tip the boat over
The Staple Singers', "If You're Ready (Come Go With Me)"
Misheard Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, Trinitron
Original Lyrics:
Oh, oh, oh, genocide
 
1980s
Billy Idol's, "Eyes Without A Face"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bless your zombie eyes
Original Lyrics:
Les yeux sans visage
Billy Joel's, "The Longest Time"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it's more than I ho fo
Original Lyrics:
And it's more than I hoped for
Debbie Gibson's, "Electric Youth"
Misheard Lyrics:
Electric moon
Original Lyrics:
Electric Youth
Klaus Nomi's, "Total Eclipse of the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
And a chenille ghost
Original Lyrics:
In your chemise Lacoste
New Edition's, "If It Isn’t Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe she'll take me back
Hey girl, I’m pregnant
Original Lyrics:
Maybe she'll take me back
Hey girl he's begging
Richard Marx's, "Should've Known Better"
Misheard Lyrics:
Now I'm a pilsner to this beer
Original Lyrics:
Now I'm a prisoner to this pain
Stevie Wonder's, "Skeletons"
Misheard Lyrics:
When the conference is Y-O-U.
Original Lyrics:
When the culprit is Y-O-U.
Violent Femmes', "Blister in the Sun"
Misheard Lyrics:
My girlfriend, she's Indian
Original Lyrics:
My girlfriend, she's at the end
 
1990s
Corona's, "Rhythm of the Night"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is the lemon and the lime
Original Lyrics:
This is the rhythm of my life
Deee-Lite's, "Groove Is In The Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
Groove is in the hun
Original Lyrics:
Groove is in the heart
Gang Starr's, "Work"
Misheard Lyrics:
I’m gonna be a Jedi
Original Lyrics:
I’m gonna be on tidop
Iyaz's, "Solo"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don’t wanna dock (YES OH, WAILORD)
Original Lyrics:
I don’t wanna walk (S. O. L. O)
Loreena McKennitt's, "The Mummers' Dance"
Misheard Lyrics:
In the killing overnight
Original Lyrics:
In the rambling of the night
Metallica's, "Nothing Else Matters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Forever trust in New York
Original Lyrics:
Forever trust in who we are
N'Sync's, "In Love on Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
I was always f***in' confused
Original Lyrics:
I was so mixed up and confused
Nirvana's, "Heart Shaped Box"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey, Wayne, I've got a roof complaint
Original Lyrics:
Hey, wait, I have a new complaint.
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Help the stupid, there contagious!
Original Lyrics:
I feel stupid and contagious!
Nirvana's, "Smells Like Teen Spirit"
Misheard Lyrics:
Turn the lights out, at the steakhouse
Original Lyrics:
Turn the lights out, it’s less dangerous
Toni Braxton's, "Love Shoulda Brought You Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
Your kind of lovin', dadgummit I just don't need, yeah
Original Lyrics:
Your kind of lovin', my darling I just don't need, yeah
 
2000s
Black Rebel Motorcycle Club's, "Whatever Happened to My Rock 'n' Roll (Punk Song)"
Misheard Lyrics:
You want to hide away, you silly sausage
Original Lyrics:
You want to hide away, you're scared to touch it
DJ Casper's, "Cha Cha Slide"
Misheard Lyrics:
F**ky (F**ky)
or
F**k it (F**k it)
Original Lyrics:
Get funky (Funky)
Theme Songs', "Family Guy"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sally is a damn fine guy
Original Lyrics:
Lucky there's a family guy.
 
2010s
Halsey's, "Heaven in hiding"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bust a nut
Original Lyrics:
Boss tonight
Idina Menzel's, "Let It Go"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let it grow
Original Lyrics:
Let it go
Justin Timberlake's, "Mirrors"
Misheard Lyrics:
'Cause with your hand in my hand and a pocket full of salt packets, we can do well.
Original Lyrics:
'Cause with your hand in my hand and a pocket full of soul, I can tell
Meghan Trainor's, "All About That Bass"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm bringing Oobi back
Original Lyrics:
I'm bringing booty back
Rachel Platten's, "Fight Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is my pint-size
Original Lyrics:
This is my fight song
 
xmas
Andy Williams', "Happy Holiday/The Holiday Season"
Misheard Lyrics:
He'll leave an elephant stink
Original Lyrics:
He'll leave a peppermint stick
Brenda Lee's, "Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Every carpet tries to stop
Original Lyrics:
Every couple tries to stop
Burl Ives', "A Holly Jolly Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Cancer once for me
Original Lyrics:
Kiss her once for me
Burl Ives', "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
Misheard Lyrics:
But do you RuPaul?
Original Lyrics:
But do you recall...
Celine Dion's, "Don't Save It All for Christmas Day"
Misheard Lyrics:
How many people are Dian?
Original Lyrics:
How many people are dying?
Eartha Kitt's, "Santa Baby"
Misheard Lyrics:
I've been a manger all year
Original Lyrics:
I've been an angel all year
Elmo & Patsy's, "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer"
Misheard Lyrics:
CNN, they're watching football
Original Lyrics:
Seeing them they're watching football
Kelly Clarkson's, "Underneath the Tree"
Misheard Lyrics:
Operate machines
Original Lyrics:
Underneath the tree
Movie Scripts', "Home Alone"
Misheard Lyrics:
We have snow detectors
Original Lyrics:
We have smoke detectors
Movie Scripts', "How the Grinch Stole Christmas!"
Misheard Lyrics:
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flu
Original Lyrics:
Then he stuck his head out of the fireplace flue
Stevie Wonder's, "Someday at Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Playing with balls like kids play with toys
Original Lyrics:
Playing with bombs like kids play with toys
The Waitresses', "Christmas Wrapping"
Misheard Lyrics:
Dinner, of course, this summertime
Original Lyrics:
Didn't, of course, 'til summertime
Traditional's, "The 12 Days of Christmas"
Misheard Lyrics:
Two turbo ducks
Original Lyrics:
Two turtle doves
Vince Guaraldi Trio's, "Christmas Time Is Here"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mutiny everywhere
Original Lyrics:
Beauty everywhere

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