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1950s
Lonnie Donegan's, "Rock Island Line"
Misheard Lyrics:
Well if you want to ride you gotta ride it like a fanny
Original Lyrics:
Well if you want to ride you gotta ride it like you find it
 
1960s
Hollies', "Carrie Anne"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hey ShariAnnie
Original Lyrics:
Hey Carrie Anne
Johnny Horton's, "Battle of New Orleans"
Misheard Lyrics:
We fired once more and the apes began to running
Original Lyrics:
We fired once more and they began a runnin'
Petula Clark's, "A Sign of the Times"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's a sign of a dime
Original Lyrics:
It's a sign of the times
Petula Clark's, "Colour My World"
Misheard Lyrics:
So you can colour my whirl
Original Lyrics:
So you can colour my world
Petula Clark's, "Don't Give Up"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let the hot cakes
Original Lyrics:
Let the heartaches
Petula Clark's, "Kiss Me Goodbye"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm Norman
Original Lyrics:
I know now
Petula Clark's, "My Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Milo is warmer than the Warner's sunshine
Original Lyrics:
My love is warmer than the warmest sunshine
Petula Clark's, "Round Every Corner"
Misheard Lyrics:
Round every porno
Original Lyrics:
round every corner
Petula Clark's, "The Cat in the Window (The Bird in the Sky)"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a cat and a widow
Original Lyrics:
There's a cat in the window
Petula Clark's, "The Other Man's Grass is Always Greener"
Misheard Lyrics:
But would you if you really had to chew?
Original Lyrics:
But would you if you really had to choose?
Petula Clark's, "This Is My Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
This is Lysol
Original Lyrics:
This is my song
Petula Clark's, "Who Am I"
Misheard Lyrics:
Restricted by rotini life
Original Lyrics:
Restricted by a routine of life
Petula Clark's, "You'd Better Come Home"
Misheard Lyrics:
And I'm watching my love
Original Lyrics:
And I won't share my love
The Beatles', "Across The Universe"
Misheard Lyrics:
Jacques rue Davis
Original Lyrics:
Jai Guru Deva
The Mindbenders', "A Groovy Kind of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
A gooey kind of love
Original Lyrics:
a groovy kind of love
The Mindbenders', "A Groovy Kind of Love"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bring your clothes to me
Original Lyrics:
When you're close to me
 
1970s
Free's, "All Right Now"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let’s move before they move the f***ing rain
Original Lyrics:
Let's move before they raise the parking rate.
Gloria Gaynor's, "Honeybee"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're my hummingbird
Original Lyrics:
You're my honeybee
Guess Who's, "No Sugar Tonight"
Misheard Lyrics:
No sugar tonight, McCarthy
No sugar tonight, Monty
Original Lyrics:
No sugar tonight in my coffee
No sugar tonight in my tea
Rick Springfield's, "Speak to the Sky"
Misheard Lyrics:
To the end
Original Lyrics:
To the air
Sex Pistols', "Anarchy in the U.K."
Misheard Lyrics:
So many ways to get what you want
I use the best
I use the rest
I use the enemy
I use anarchy.
Original Lyrics:
So many ways to get what you want
I use the best
I use the rest
I use the N.M.E.
I use anarchy.
The Who's, "Baba O'Riley"
Misheard Lyrics:
Out here in the fears
Original Lyrics:
Out here in the fields
The Who's, "I Can See for Miles"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see from Niles and Niles and Niles
Original Lyrics:
I can see for miles and miles and miles
The Who's, "Won't Get Fooled Again"
Misheard Lyrics:
We don't get poop again
Original Lyrics:
We don't get fooled again
Trooper's, "3 Dressed Up as a Nine"
Misheard Lyrics:
You're just a freak
Dressed up as a nun
Original Lyrics:
You're just a 3 dressed up as a nine
War's, "Low Rider"
Misheard Lyrics:
All my friends love Winona Ryder
Original Lyrics:
All my friends know the Low Rider
 
1980s
Bryan Adams', "Summer of '69"
Misheard Lyrics:
I got my first real sex-dream.
Original Lyrics:
Got my first real six-string.
Men at Work's, "Be Good Johnny"
Misheard Lyrics:
Tickle, tickle, tickle
Original Lyrics:
Be good, be good, be good
Men at Work's, "Down Under"
Misheard Lyrics:
Do you love a man Down Under?
Original Lyrics:
Do you come from a land Down Under?
Men at Work's, "Who Can It Be Now?"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's just my pants to see
Original Lyrics:
It's just my fantasies
Michael Jackson's, "Wanna Be Startin' Somethin'"
Misheard Lyrics:
Imma sing my song, the mongoose song
Original Lyrics:
Mama se, mama sa, mama coo sa.
Rick Springfield's, "Bruce"
Misheard Lyrics:
And it just won't let me pee
Original Lyrics:
And it just won't let me be
Rick Springfield's, "Celebrate Youth"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can see the Hungry-Man
Original Lyrics:
I can see the younger man
Rick Springfield's, "I Get Excited"
Misheard Lyrics:
The farm's ignited
Original Lyrics:
The fire's ignited
Rick Springfield's, "I've Done Everything for You"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'd be a billionaire
Original Lyrics:
I'd be a millionaire
Rick Springfield's, "Love Is Alright Tonite"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm not a walking class dog
Original Lyrics:
I'm not a working class dog
Rick Springfield's, "Love Somebody"
Misheard Lyrics:
Don't wink
Original Lyrics:
Don't wait
Rick Springfield's, "State of the Heart"
Misheard Lyrics:
I cannot see
Original Lyrics:
I am the sea
The Exploited's, "Dead Cities"
Misheard Lyrics:
Stalin's government is all around
Original Lyrics:
Snarling and gobbing and falling around
 
1990s
Hole's, "Doll Parts"
Misheard Lyrics:
Big fates
Original Lyrics:
Big veins
Initial D Soundtrack's, "Running in the 90s"
Misheard Lyrics:
almond fire
Original Lyrics:
I need fire
Stephen Stills', "Second Noah Theme Song"
Misheard Lyrics:
Weather wind blows
Original Lyrics:
Where the wind blows
 
2000s
Beck's, "Peachen & Cream"
Misheard Lyrics:
Keep your lamplight cinder burning
Original Lyrics:
Keep your lamplights trimmed and burning
Fall Out Boy's, "Sugar, We're Going Down"
Misheard Lyrics:
lie in the glass, next to the mausoleum
Original Lyrics:
lie in the grass, next to the mausoleum
Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys', "Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
Conci jungles wedges tomato
Original Lyrics:
Concrete Jungle where dreams are made of
Jay-Z featuring Alicia Keys', "Empire State of Mind"
Misheard Lyrics:
The lights win despite you
Original Lyrics:
The lights will inspire you
The Pillows', "Little Busters"
Misheard Lyrics:
Maybe kids don't need the mustard
Original Lyrics:
Maybe, kids don't need the masters
 
2010s
Katy Perry's, "Unconditionally"
Misheard Lyrics:
Air conditioner
Original Lyrics:
Unconditional
Sia's, "The Greatest"
Misheard Lyrics:
I gosh damina
Original Lyrics:
I got stamina

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