These are song lyrics for songs that we think are better or funnier than the original songs.
These are the leatest submissions to the site.
And if I ever lose my d*ck
Lose my c*ck, long and thick
If I ever lose my d*ck
I won’t have to f***…
And if I ever lose my mouth
Lose my teeth, north and south
If I ever lose my mouth
I won’t have to talk…
Submitted by: Hu’s On First
Beatles', "Wait"
Gait, they like to pick on Biden's stride
Rather than admitting Lump's lies
Wait 'til I come back to your side
We'll forget the tears we've cried
Submitted by: eeL deaL
(An imagined advert for a certain product.)
You know a Pooper Scooper really is the best thing
For picking up poo (Poop-p-per Scoop-p-per)
So, dogs, don’t feel blue (Poop-p-per Scoop-p-per)
When you have a number two
Tonight, the Super Trouper lights are gonna find me
Shining like the sun (Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Smiling, having fun (Sup-p-per Troup-p-per)
Feeling like a number one
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
Great Value's, "PBS Kids Dash Logo"
Cha-cha!
Cha-cha-cha-cha! Doink! P-B-S Kids!
Submitted by: Naomi Spencer
TX2's, "Life in the USA"
Life under the blockade (It's so great, it's so great)
I love feeling unsafe! (We're okay, we're okay)
Gonna work
Till I die
'Cause of Israel's aims
Starving and bombed
And the US pays
I need help
Can't evacuate
Palestinian dreams are just dying
Slow, slow
Life in the U.S.A (it's so great, it's so great)
I love feeling unsafe (we're okay, we're okay)
Gonna work 'til I die for a CEO
Helping a life that I'll never know
I need help, can't afford to go
The American dream's just dying
Slow, slow
Submitted by: Watermelon
(Did you know that you can have a male voice for Siri?)
Nice one, Siri. Nice one, son
Nice one, Siri. Let's have another one
Nice one, Cyril. Nice one, son
Nice one, Cyril. Let's have another one
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
Jodi Benson's, "Part of Your World"
(Using this song in an advert is kind of a bad idea where a linguistic and musical savant who knows of your litigious nature might be watching, Disney.)
To the state court all the sharks run
Suing everyone under the sun
Lawsuit happy, that’s Walt Disney
In today’s world
Up where they walk, up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin’ free, wish I could be
Part of that world
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
(Toni Braxton’s message to Bethesda Softworks, perhaps.)
Un-break our games
Show you love us again
Undo this hurt that you caused
When you introduced flaws
Just to remove exploits
Un-cry these tears
We shed from frustration
Un-break our games
Our games
Un-break my heart
Say you'll love me again
Undo this hurt that you caused
When you walked out the door
And walked out of my life
Un-cry these tears
I cried so many nights
Un-break my heart
My heart
Submitted by: Naughty Autie
Oh, there’s a blue hedgehog named Sonic
And when that blue hedgehog starts runnin’
I'll have a blue Christmas without you
And when those blue snowflakes start fallin'
Submitted by: Hunter Sullivan
Failboat soon will be making another vid
Love Boat soon will be making another run
Submitted by: Rachelle
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