Song Parodies -> Jason Voorhees
| Original Song Title: | "Johny B. Goode" |
| Original Performer: | Chuck Berry |
| Parody Song Title: | "Jason Voorhees" |
| Parody Written by: | Floyd's Garage |
He hides down deep at the bottom of Crystal Lake
And every now and then you know he comes awake
He's known for his machette and his hockey mask
There is no mercy don't bother to ask
He'll cut off your head and chop your legs at the knees
He is the man, he's Jason Voorhees
Go go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Jason Voorhees
He's coming to your campground in the dead of night
He chops down the wires and you have no lights
You leave your girl right after you have intercourse
He throws her out the window and shows no remorse
You try to run into the woods but it's no use
Soon your blood is going to be pouring like juice
Go go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Jason Voorhees
He's slicing and a stabbing until you are dead
I guess you should have went to Hawaii instead
He's into slicing your throat just to see you gag
Or he'll beat you to death inside your sleeping bag
He's the biggest and the baddest, he's plenty mean
He's an unstoppable killing machine
Go go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Jason Voorhees
And every now and then you know he comes awake
He's known for his machette and his hockey mask
There is no mercy don't bother to ask
He'll cut off your head and chop your legs at the knees
He is the man, he's Jason Voorhees
Go go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Jason Voorhees
He's coming to your campground in the dead of night
He chops down the wires and you have no lights
You leave your girl right after you have intercourse
He throws her out the window and shows no remorse
You try to run into the woods but it's no use
Soon your blood is going to be pouring like juice
Go go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Jason Voorhees
He's slicing and a stabbing until you are dead
I guess you should have went to Hawaii instead
He's into slicing your throat just to see you gag
Or he'll beat you to death inside your sleeping bag
He's the biggest and the baddest, he's plenty mean
He's an unstoppable killing machine
Go go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Go Jason go, go
Jason Voorhees
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Good job, good idea and pacing is excellent is almost. If you cleaned up the two or three that aren't, Jason would be perfectly scary.
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