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Song Parodies -> "Cream On Fleas"

Original Song Title:

"Dream Police"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Cheap Trick

Parody Song Title:

"Cream On Fleas"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Use cream on fleas, and for the bugs on my head
Put cream on fleas, to kill the ones in my bed
More teams of fleas, they're coming to infest me, oh no

You know those cats I keep, yes, those roamers get lice
I see the specks all leap, I don't think I will win this fight, this fight

Cause they're jumping on me
They're biting on me
Ev'ry single mite, they're causing me much pain
Those bugs come up from the drain

Use cream on fleas, and for the bugs on my head
(For the bugs on my head)
Put cream on fleas, to kill the ones in my bed
(So much more in my bed)
More teams of fleas, they're coming to infest me, oh no

Well, I don't mind flies, cause they're easy to see
But all those little creeps, bet they're lying on me tonight, tonight

Cause they're jumping on me
They're biting on me
Ev'ry single mite, they're making me afraid
Those bugs come up from the Raid

I try to sweep, I bomb the rug, they won't leave my old home
They don't get sprayed to my frustration, they laugh at the foam
They wander free, use cyanide and yet those buggers roam
They just refute me, they won't budge and scurry walls and run

Cause they're jumping on me
They're biting on me
Ev'ry single mite, they're causing me to drink
Those bugs come up from the sink

Use cream on fleas, and for the bugs on my head
Put cream on fleas, to kill the ones in my bed
More teams of fleas, they're coming to infest me



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Agrimorfee - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Duncan scratches out another funny one!
carol - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
three itchy 5's
Stephen Harrington - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
555 Orkin squads for you.
Poopie Long-stocking - April 27, 2006 - Report this comment
Great parody of a great late-70s song, Rick! I like it so much that I'll give it a perfect 5,5,5!!
Tommy Turtle - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Really lousy parody.
(rflmao at my own stupid joke) RFL from your first two lines on also, Mr. Crabby. HIves and Fives.
Larry Hensley - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
I'm commenting, 555ing, and fleeing
Peregrin - April 28, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny stuff Rick - I give you flea fives :)

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