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Song Parodies -> "Substitooth"

Original Song Title:

"Substitute"

Original Performer:

The Who

Parody Song Title:

"Substitooth"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

SUBSTITOOTH

I once had teeth just like every mammal
You think my teeth have some enamel
But it's a substitooth, a ceramic shell
It looks pretty good but don't chew so well
The simple things I eat are not masticated
I stick out my tongue which is now serrated, yeah....

Substitooth- My jaw got whacked
Substitooth- I had a gap, I had a crack
Substitooth- What once was white has now turned black
Substitooth- My fine dental gal has capped it so it is back

I was raised by the cheapest mom from down South
She never bought a brush or tube, of dental paste for my mouth
And now when people look into my yap
The see metal parts in there, and a huge gap
It's intertwined jungle, a food trap
To floss the thing at all need a shoelace strap, need a strap....

Substitooth- Is a cap
Substitooth- Sure looks like crap
Substitooth- It doesn't bite
Substitooth- At least it sort of looks off-white

But I've a substitooth, a ceramic crown
It looks pretty good if I don't bite down
The simple things I eat are not masticated
I stick out my tongue which is now serrated, yeah....

I was raised by the cheapest mom from down South
She never bought a brush or tube, of dental paste for my mouth
And now when people look into my yap
The see metal parts in there, and a huge gap
It's intertwined jungle, a food trap
To floss the thing at all need a shoelace strap, need a strap....

Substitooth- Is a cap
Substitooth- Sure looks like crap
Substitooth- It doesn't bite
Substitooth- At least it sort of looks off-white

Substitooth- My jaw got smacked
Substitooth- I had a gap, I had a crack
Substitooth- What once was white has now turned black
Substitooth- My fine dental gal has fixed it so it is back......

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