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Misheard lyrics (also called mondegreens) occur when people misunderstand the lyrics in a song. These are NOT intentional rephrasing of lyrics, which is called parody. This page contains all the misheard lyrics for Holiday that have been submitted to this site and the old collection from inthe80s started in 1996. For more information about the misheard lyrics available on this site, please read our FAQ.

Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
All it takes
Original Lyrics:
On holiday
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another ball. Chester has crossed the line.
Define, the bunnies on the other side.
Original Lyrics:
Another protester has crossed the line.
To find, the money's on the other side.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another brontosaurus crossed your mind.
Original Lyrics:
Another protester has crossed the line.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another pole dancer has crossed the line.
Original Lyrics:
Another protester has crossed the line.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Another postmaster has crossed the line.
Original Lyrics:
Another protester has crossed the line.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang bang goes the broken crashback
Pack your bags with doughnut cream
Original Lyrics:
Bang, bang goes the broken glass
And kill all the f*gs that don't agree.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Bang, bang goes the broken glass
And kill all the f**s with doughnut cream.
Original Lyrics:
Bang, bang goes the broken glass
And kill all the f**s that don't agree.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blang blang goes the broken gas
And kill all the f**s and don't you scream
Original Lyrics:
Bang, bang goes the broken glass
And kill all the f**s that don't agree.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Blay, blay, you're the broken cabinet.
Original Lyrics:
Bang, bang goes the broken glass and...
Goldie Lookin' Chain's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Camber sands
Original Lyrics:
Caravan
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get a memory made? (Hey Made!)
Original Lyrics:
Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get another 8 men?
Original Lyrics:
Can I get another amen?
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get another A.M.A.? (A.M.A.!)
Original Lyrics:
Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get another Eema? (Hi-ya!)
Original Lyrics:
Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
Eema is the Hebrew word for 'mother'.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get another e-mail? (e-mail!)
Original Lyrics:
Can I get another amen? (Amen!)
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Can I get another woman? (A man!)
There's a fag wrapped around scores of men (Wow!)
A gap, an elastic fag on a monument.
Original Lyrics:
Can I get another Amen? (Amen!)
There's a flag wrapped around a score of man (Hey!)
A gag, a plastic bag on a monument.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Chew on the facts that don't agree.
Original Lyrics:
Kill all the f**s that don't agree.
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Child of Prague
If you took the Child of Prague
Original Lyrics:
Holiday
If we took a holiday
Bee Gees', "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Eat nothing but mobile phones
Mobile phones, mobile phones.
Original Lyrics:
If nothing, you're throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Fake fart
Original Lyrics:
3,4
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
From your hall of lies
Original Lyrics:
From the hollow lies
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the sound of a call arraigned.
Original Lyrics:
Hear the sound of the fallin' rain.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hear the sound of the hollering pain
Coming down like an Armadillo flame
(Ugh!) 'Remember The Maine'
The ones who died without cocaine.
Original Lyrics:
Hear the sound of the falling rain
Coming down like an Armegeddon flame
(Hey!) The shame
The ones who died without a name.
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Holiday
Celebate
Original Lyrics:
Holiday
Celebrate.
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Hollandaise, salivate
Original Lyrics:
Holliday, celebrate
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I beg to Truman differ from the hall of lies
Pisces the awning from the rest of our tries.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hall of lies.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hall of lies.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hall of lives.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I beg to drink and sniff her from her followed flies.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet a million-trillion from the hall of lies.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet to Truman if and from the Holorise
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet you true men differ from their hollow lives.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I bet you'll dream and give her all the Hall of Rice.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Vampire Weekend's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I can't forget just how bad it gets when I'm counting all my teeth
Original Lyrics:
I can't forget just how bad it gets when I'm counting on my tea
Nazareth's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I don't want to be a settlement
Original Lyrics:
I don't want to be a sailor man
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I need to dream and suffer on Halloween
This is the drawing of the beast of our lives
On a holy day.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies
This is the dawning of the rest of our lives
On holiday.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'll bet you Truman differed from the hollow lies.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
I'm a daddy
Original Lyrics:
Holiday
The Bee Gees', "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
If the pulpit makes you smile
or
If the poet makes you smile
Original Lyrics:
If the puppet makes you smile
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It would be some night
Original Lyrics:
It would be so nice
Bee Gees', "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
It's nothing but Rolling Stones
Rolling Stones, Rolling Stones.
Original Lyrics:
If nothing, you're throwing stones
Throwing stones, throwing stones.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause, just 'cause we're out of key.
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cause, because we're outlaws, yeah!
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Just 'cause
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Just 'cause because we're all okay.
Original Lyrics:
Just 'cause
(Hey! Hey! Hey!)
Just 'cause because we're outlaws, yeah!'
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Kill all the f**s and donut cream!
Original Lyrics:
Kill all the f**s that don't agree!
Weezer's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Let's go away for a while
You and I
To a stringent Disneyland
Original Lyrics:
Let's go away for a while
You and I
To a strange and distant land
Nazareth's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Mama, mama, please, no more Ginuwine.
Original Lyrics:
Mama, mama, please, no more Jaguars.
In British pronunciation (Nazareth is from Scotland), 'jaguar' is pronounced with three syllables (jag-yoo-ahr)--as heard on the tv commercials for Jaguar cars.
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Molly days, Jubilate.
Original Lyrics:
Holiday, Celebrate.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
My pet chinchilla differs from the hollow eyes.
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
No cover mint
Original Lyrics:
No government
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
On all the time
Original Lyrics:
On holiday
Weezer's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
On the road with carrol at,
jot her in his pilgrim land
Original Lyrics:
On the road with Kerouac,
sheltered in his bivouac
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pack your bags with donut cream.
Original Lyrics:
Kill all the f**s that don't agree.
Madonna's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Polinaise, it's-a-great.
Original Lyrics:
Holiday, celebrate.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Pulvarized, eh? F***ed outward
Critize, don't cover me!
Original Lyrics:
Pulvarized the Eiffel Tower
Critize no government.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Reach out to the president cashman.
Original Lyrics:
Seek out to the President gasbag.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Save! Hate!
Original Lyrics:
Say! Hey!
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seek ale for the President gasman.
Original Lyrics:
'Zeig heil' to the President gasman.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seek out to the President Gasbag!
Original Lyrics:
'Zeig heil' to the President gasman.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Seek out to the President gasbag.
Original Lyrics:
'Zieg heil' to the President Gasman.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Ship ohoy!
Original Lyrics:
Three four
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing high to the President's gasmen
Original Lyrics:
Sieg heil to the President gasman
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sing out to the President gas man
or
Ring out to the President gas man
Kill all the facts with donut cream.
Original Lyrics:
'Zieg heil' to the President gasman
Kill all the f***'s that don't agree.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
The company lost their Lorna Doones.
Original Lyrics:
The company lost the war today.
Lorna Doones are a brand of cookie.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
The company that lost their wart again.
Original Lyrics:
The company lost the war today.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
The ones who died without a nan.
Original Lyrics:
The ones who died without a name.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
There's a flag wrapped around the skull of a man
(Hey!) And then a bird s****ed on a monument.
Original Lyrics:
There's a flag wrapped around a score of men
(Hey!) A gag, a plastic bag on a monument.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Think I should arrest all the gas, man.
Original Lyrics:
Sieg Heil to the president Gasman
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
To find the money's on the homocide.
Original Lyrics:
To find the money's on the other side.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Touché!
Original Lyrics:
The shame
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Treeman dipper from the hollowed ice
Original Lyrics:
I beg to dream and differ from the hollow lies.
Green Day's, "Holiday"
Misheard Lyrics:
Who critisize your cover men
Original Lyrics:
Who critisize your government

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