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Remove a Letter From a Song Title:

"Elf Suicide" originally "Self Suicide"
Erika Clarkson

Add a Letter to a Song Title:

"Guns Don't Kill People, Crappers Do" originally "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Guns Don't Kill People, Wrappers Do" originally "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Guns Don't Kill People, Trappers Do" originally "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate

Change a Letter:

"Puns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do" originally "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
Jessica Childress
"Guns Don't Kill People, Zappers Do" originally "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Guns Don't Kill People, Tappers Do" originally "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate
"Guns Don't Kill People, Mappers Do" originally "Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
R. Jeanine O'Succinate

Song Parody Lyrics:

Original Song Name
Parody Song Name
Parody Author
"Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do""Guns Don't Kill People, Robbers Do"sonikal

Songs for Commercials, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

Song Name
Product
Submittor
Your Mother's Got A P****Hermaphrodite AwarenessBeef Wang, BobyBird's Trusty Boxer Dog!

Bad Choices for On Hold Music:

Song Name
Company/Organization
Submittor
Self SuicideSuicide Prevention HotlineFbug
Soap BarDrug Helplineash

Songs for Duets, That Haven't Been Done Yet:

First Band/Song Name
Second Band/Song Name
New Song Name
Submittor
You Knows I Loves You
   Goldie Lookin Chain
Papa Loves Mambo
   Dean Martin
You Knows I Loves Mambo
Slyph

If Groups Combined, Their Names Might Be:

Alice In Goldie Lookin' Chains
Alice In Chains combined with Goldie Lookin' Chain
Submitted By: Gretchen Wieners
Fools Goldie Lookin' Chain
Fools Gold combined with Goldie Lookin' Chain
Submitted By: Donna Gelpigi

Misheard Lyrics:

"Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
Fearne smells of poo, woo, woo, woo.
Original Lyrics:
Guns don't kill people, rappers do
Summon the police, woo, woo, woo.
"Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guns don't kill, rabbits do.
Original Lyrics:
Guns don't kill, rappers do.
"Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
Misheard Lyrics:
Guns don't kill people, rabbis do.
Original Lyrics:
Guns don't kill people, rappers do.
"Your Mussus Is A Nutter"
Misheard Lyrics:
She rings the police 40 times every day!
Original Lyrics:
She rings me at least 40 times every day!
There are additional misheard lyrics available.

Misheard Lyrics Stories:

"Half Man, Half Machine"
Misheard Lyrics:
Sucking off and tenners
Original Lyrics:
Sucking off antennas

Story about this misheard lyric by: sonikal

I first heard the 'tennas' part of 'antennas' and thought he was singing about 'tenners' as in ten pound notes. It wasn't till recently that I realised he was saying 'antennas'!

There are additional misheard stories available.

Funniest Song Lyrics:

"You Knows I Loves You"
The Funny Lyrics:
I'll never want another like I want you
To prove my love, I gotta tattoo - on my b*llocks
I was gonna have your name
but I only got initials
'cos I couldn't stand the pain
Why They're Funny:
just read the lines, these people are just chavs to the letter! these people should be doored!
Submitted by: raaj the donkey
"You Knows I Loves You"
The Funny Lyrics:
I bought you this necklace It cost me twelve pounds from Argos
Why They're Funny:
This is funny...........I don't know why it's funny...........just the thought of the word Argos in a song I think................
Submitted by: sonikal
There are additional Funny lyrics available.

Repetitive Song Lyrics:

"Your Missus Is A Nutter"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Oh son, your missus is a nutter?
Why They're Repetitive:
That's the whole chorus!
Submitted by: pencilbox
"Your Mother's Got A P****"
The Repetitive Lyrics:
Your mother's got a p****
Why They're Repetitive:
Okay, I love Goldie Lookin' Chain, but these lyrics make up the entire chorus, don't they?
Submitted by: Unknown

Nonsensical Song Lyrics:

"You Knows I Loves You"
The Nonsensical Lyrics:
A bag of Space Raiders,
or Walkers,
or Smiths,
or maybe even Quavers!
Why They're Nonsensical:
Why are 'Quavers' seperated from ' Walkers', when it are Walkers who make Quavers!
Submitted by: Tony Rudd
 

Misrhymed Song Lyrics:

"Self Suicide"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
I wanna go gold, even better platinum
If you wanna be a star, you gotta kill yourself, man!
Why They're Misrhymed:
Platinum and man do not rhyme.
Submitted by: sonikal goldie lookin chain
"Self Suicide"
The Misrhymed Lyrics:
Suicide is famous
And it's 80% sure to make you famous
Why They're Misrhymed:
You cannot rhyme famous with famous!
Submitted by: robber

Inappropriate Song Lyrics:

"Half Man Half Machine"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
A woman called Janet
Why They're Inappropriate:
All the way through the song refers to this person as a 'he'! Had a sex change or something?
Submitted by: Warren Arms
"Guns Don't Kill People, Rappers Do"
The Inappropriate Lyrics:
From Bristol Zoo, to B&Q!
Why They're Inappropriate:
You don't get guns or rappers in Bristol Zoo or B&Q!
Submitted by: Paul Jones

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