Misheard Lyrics -> New Entries for January 30, 2023

Let’s shake, baby, shake

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound?

Where the magnolia blossoms fill the air.

You'll never walk alone

Don't you know, the times I tried

Lucretia MacEvil

As they pulled you out of the oxygen tent
You asked for the latest party
With your silicone hump and your ten inch stump
...
Crawling down the alley on your hands and knee
I'm sure you're not protected, for it's plain to see
The Diamond Dogs are poachers and they hide behind trees
...
(Will they come?) I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?) Oh baby, come on to me
(Will they come?) Well, she's come, been and gone
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
...
The Halloween Jack is a real cool cat
And he lives on top of Manhattan Chase
The elevator's broke, so he slides down a rope
Onto the street below, oh Tarzan, go man go
Meet his little hussy with his ghost town approach
Her face is sans feature, but she wears a Dali brooch
Sweetly reminiscent, something mother used to bake
Wrecked up and paralysed, Diamond Dogs are stabilised
(Will they come?) I'll keep a friend serene
(Will they come?) Oh baby, come on to me
(Will they come?) Well, she's come, been and gone
Come out of the garden, baby
You'll catch your death in the fog
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs
Young girl, they call them the Diamond Dogs

Women, they will come and they will go.

To set an open course for the virgin seas

Each time the doorbell rings

Roam if you want to

Loving would be easy if your colors were like my dreams,
Red, gold, and green, red, gold, and green.

Got to have your love now, Baby.

Sunday morning going slow

In a sad song

Lookin' in your eyes, I see a paradise

'Cause I'd miss you baby, and I don't want to miss a thing

And I don't want to miss a thing

And I don't want to miss a thing

And then I kiss your eyes
And thank God we're together

I don't want to close my eyes

I just want to stay with you in this moment forever

I still miss you baby,
And I don't want to miss a thing

Lying close to you, feeling your heart beating

Baby, it's the way you make me
Kinda get me go crazy

I met him in a crowded room

I look at things now in a different light than I did before

You make me wanna throw my pager out the window
Tell MCI to cut the phone poles

True love and lipstick on your linen
Bite the pillow, make no sound
If there's some living to be done
Before your life becomes your tomb
(Later)
So pick up your foolish pride
(Later)
Fetch your daughter

I’m a scatman

She said her name was Cindy
"Would you like a drink of me?"
Bikini on the left, Daiquiri on the right
Come and give me lovin' all through the night
Do the wild thing, dinga-linga-ling
Girl I wanna hear you sing
Real and crucial people
Da girl them, da girl them, da girl them ho
Them all like to have fun now

I want to be a runaway, got to leave home for mari-marijuana

We escaped from that gas
And met Jar Jar and Boss Nass

I don't want to make you face this world alone

A loaded god complex, cock it and pull it

If I was a wealthy girl

It’s me and my girlfriend

It's just not living

I knew I loved you before I met you

And the world’s a faze

Meet Virginia

(Never) Rooftop like we’re bringin' '88 back

She's got a booty like a Cadillac, but I can send you into overdrive, uh

I just haven’t met you yet

Like a shock to my heart

Well, I thought it, but I kept it hid

And forgive us our debts
As we forgive our debtors

And the power and the glory, forever, Amen

Our Father, which art in heaven

Our father, which art in heaven
Hallowed by thy name