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Song Parodies -> "Fight Fiercely, Leftards"

Original Song Title:

"Fight Fiercely, Harvard"

Original Performer:

Tom Lehrer

Parody Song Title:

"Fight Fiercely, Leftards"

Parody Written by:

Sarcastic Paranoid

The Lyrics

To be a leftard requires years of work on short-circuiting the mind's logical processes; otherwise, no one could ever swallow the gargantuan absurdities of their inherently hypocritical causes. For example, leftards have to bring themselves to believe both that it was wrong for Hitler to murder those six million Jews, and that had he arranged to have six million unborn Jewish babies aborted instead, he would have been a great champion for human rights! Fortunately, there is at least one way we logical people who understand the necessities and logic of the War on Terror could turn this absurdity of theirs to our advantage:
Fight fiercely, leftards,
Fight, fight, fight!
Beat terrorists with gavels.
Proclaim a new abortion right:
Slice their babies with scalpels.

Why should we
Kill men with smart bombs when we
Could just kill every Muslim baby?
(How lovely!)
Wield your curettes, leftard freaks, and
Fight, fight, fight!

Fight fiercely, leftards,
Fight, fight, fight!
Impress them with your lawyers, do!
(Now, leftards--)
Killing the weak's a human right;
Molesting preteens, too!

(Come on, guys--)
Fight for your genocidal fame,
Before Iran's nukes put you all to shame!
(You pikers!)
Murder their unborn children, and
Fight, fight, fight!

(Only in court, though.)
Fight, fight, fight!
(And do fight dirty!)
Fight, fight, fight!
I don't mean, of course, that the Muslims would actually allow any of this; I'm just saying we might as well treat the one band of murderous sociopaths to the tender mercies of the other. If anti-war leftards really believed everything they pretend to believe about war and peace, they'd be overseas being massacred at peaceful demonstrations they'd have organized against Islamic governments instead of shilling for Islamofascism at all their noisome anti-American rallies as they do now and bad-mouthing the very military that stands between them and the Islamofascists who'd murder them all. If leftard traitors must insist on handing our entire nation over to its attackers, it's only just that they should be handed over first.

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