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Song Parodies -> "Bill Bailey's Bush"

Original Song Title:

"Stone Cold Bush"

Original Performer:

The Red Hot Chili Peppers

Parody Song Title:

"Bill Bailey's Bush"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

He's on QI, yeah
but i know that's alright
trolls are his thing, so are Klingons and rats
Vermin, can't you see
you're the one for me
beforehand from Bristol
I rock on QI
just behind Sean Lock
not Jimmy Carr because of XFM

It's Bill Bailey on QI
it's Bill Bailey on QI

Pig shit
it got nuthin' to see
Bristol up my ass
5 monkeys arrange to the sounds

Vermin I can't see
you belong to me
is it alright if I f''k Jimi Hendrix
but I turned out alright
where have you been
shitting in Lana Del Rey's gob

It's Bill Bailey
It's Bill Bailey
It's Bill Bailey

Pig shit
where are you now
not supposed to swear
if that's a deranged Bolton fan

So vivid I can see
Bill is big on Buzzcocks
next to Jupitus, and Mark Lamarr where does time go
baby I f''king see

It's Bill Bailey
It's Bill Bailey
It's Bill Bailey

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