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Song Parodies -> "Q-Tip, Ear Cleaner"

Original Song Title:

"Beautiful Dreamer"

Original Performer:

Stephan Foster

Parody Song Title:

"Q-Tip, Ear Cleaner"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Some of us here missed our calling. We should be writing advertising jingles.....
Q-Tip, ear reamer, clean out the dirt
I can't get in there by using my shirt
Sounds are all muddled, from all the wax
Which sometimes is handy when I play the sax

Q-Tip, ear cleaner, alcohol swab
Getting in places fingers won't go
Clearing the mucus is that product's job
Q-Tip, ear reamer use it real slow
Q-Tip, ear reamer, u-s-e-i-t-r-e-a-l-s-l-o-w

Q-Tip, ear reamer, moist cotton tip
Wipe tender places, hope I don't slip
Dabbing the iodine, keeping it clean
Rubbing the oxides off my machine

Q-Tip, ear reamer, still good for more
Poking at dust that get in your car
Getting the dirt spots off of the floor
Q-Tip, ear reamer, don't go in too far
Q-Tip, ear reamer, don't go in too AAAHHHHGGGHHH!!

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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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 5   9

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Johnny D - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
Ooops, you went in too far, time for a visit to the Ear Doctor.
Rick D - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
ooh eee ooh ah ah
John Barry - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
I can identify with the line about the sax.
alvin rhodes - August 04, 2004 - Report this comment
funniest one i read today
Dee Range - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment
Don't know this, but it's funny
Paul Robinson - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Rick - That last line changes the parody to "Q-Tip, Ear SCREAMER". Funny stuff. 5's...
Johnny D - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) See above...still a jolly ear-full!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) Great title, nice rhyming, an enjoyable read. Ears some fives.
Phil Alexander - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
Another excellent one, Rick - beautifully constructed.
Claude Prez - September 03, 2004 - Report this comment
You know, Q-Tip brand cotton swabs are the only brand I use. The other brands are either flimsy, poorly constructed, or both. This parody is neither. And I can identify with the line about the shirt.

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