Song Parodies -> Lonely Sick Spleen
| Original Song Title: | "Only Sixteen" |
| Original Performer: | Sam Cooke |
| Parody Song Title: | "Lonely Sick Spleen" |
| Parody Written by: | Stan Hall |
... "sick" being the operative word here. :-)
“Only Sixteen” / “Lonely Sick Spleen”
I’m a lonely sick spleen, a lonely sick spleen
I’ve watched my friends one by one go –
First the adrenals then kidneys were sprung
and neither of those’ll re-grow.
Well the stomach went next – I guess it was vexed
When the liver’d decided to fly;
The duodenum bailed, the colon high-tailed,
It, the pancreas bid me good-bye.
Why did the heart desert me so fast?
Why the bladder? I thought him my friend!
And why, yesterday, did both lungs have to part?
They’ve all gone away since then.
The ribs’re long gone, the spine it has split
-- from thorax to pelvis, as one –
The hips and the coccyx did not stick around
The sternum left saying “I’m done.”
Ovaries, uterus, fallopian tubes,
All fled as a unit last tonight
Penis and testicles, too. (By the way,
I am a hermaphrodite).
All of the skin that we all were cased in
This morning took off at a trot.
Once we all made quite a body of work
But now we quite simply do not.
Once we all made quite a body of work
But now we quite simply do not.
I’m a lonely sick spleen, a lonely sick spleen
I’ve watched my friends one by one go –
First the adrenals then kidneys were sprung
and neither of those’ll re-grow.
Well the stomach went next – I guess it was vexed
When the liver’d decided to fly;
The duodenum bailed, the colon high-tailed,
It, the pancreas bid me good-bye.
Why did the heart desert me so fast?
Why the bladder? I thought him my friend!
And why, yesterday, did both lungs have to part?
They’ve all gone away since then.
The ribs’re long gone, the spine it has split
-- from thorax to pelvis, as one –
The hips and the coccyx did not stick around
The sternum left saying “I’m done.”
Ovaries, uterus, fallopian tubes,
All fled as a unit last tonight
Penis and testicles, too. (By the way,
I am a hermaphrodite).
All of the skin that we all were cased in
This morning took off at a trot.
Once we all made quite a body of work
But now we quite simply do not.
Once we all made quite a body of work
But now we quite simply do not.
© Stan Hall Does it speak ill of its author's mind that this little "catalog aria" was a 10-minute toss-off? :-)
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Well, da headbone's connected to da. . . .
For some reason this made me think of John Prine's "Please Don't Bury Me". Anyway, cute little idea and loved the hermaphrodite line!
555, Sir Stan, perhaps this has more of a Halloween flavor?
hands down, the best tune i've ever heard done by a spleen
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