Song Parodies -> The Wayward Whales
| Original Song Title: | "The Wayward Wind" |
| Original Performer: | Patsy Cline |
| Parody Song Title: | "The Wayward Whales" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
Oh, The Wayward Whales
Are two restless whales,
Two lonely whales
That chanced to wander
And now they're lost
Down delta trails
Big fins and tails
Flip the Wayward Whales
It's a hurt humpback and
Her wounded calf
Inland some ninety miles..
There's biologists tryin' this and that
To lure them back from the murky aisles..
Oh, The Wayward Whales
Are two mighty whales,
Two mighty whales
That chanced to wander
And now they're lost
Down delta trails
Big fins and tails
Flip The Wayward Whales
Thousands on the shore get a wond'rous show
That seldom will appear
As whales perform, thrashing to and fro
The crowd applauds, with awe, they cheer..
Oh, The Wayward Whales
Are two restless whales
Two lonely whales
That chanced to wander
So, now they're lost
Down delta trails
Big fins and tails
Flip The Wayward Whales..
They must herd them back where the ocean's deep
For needed food and salt
All the scientists scan their rescue list
Till they find a way, efforts will not halt
Oh, The Wayward Whales
Are two wounded whales
Two humpback whales
That chanced to wander
Altho they're lost
Down delta trails
Hope still prevails
For The Wayward Whales
Hope still prevails
For The Wayward Whales
Are two restless whales,
Two lonely whales
That chanced to wander
And now they're lost
Down delta trails
Big fins and tails
Flip the Wayward Whales
It's a hurt humpback and
Her wounded calf
Inland some ninety miles..
There's biologists tryin' this and that
To lure them back from the murky aisles..
Oh, The Wayward Whales
Are two mighty whales,
Two mighty whales
That chanced to wander
And now they're lost
Down delta trails
Big fins and tails
Flip The Wayward Whales
Thousands on the shore get a wond'rous show
That seldom will appear
As whales perform, thrashing to and fro
The crowd applauds, with awe, they cheer..
Oh, The Wayward Whales
Are two restless whales
Two lonely whales
That chanced to wander
So, now they're lost
Down delta trails
Big fins and tails
Flip The Wayward Whales..
They must herd them back where the ocean's deep
For needed food and salt
All the scientists scan their rescue list
Till they find a way, efforts will not halt
Oh, The Wayward Whales
Are two wounded whales
Two humpback whales
That chanced to wander
Altho they're lost
Down delta trails
Hope still prevails
For The Wayward Whales
Hope still prevails
For The Wayward Whales
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I live a several-mile swim from Rio Vista, where they were camped out last I heard.
fits the sad tone of the OS well
Quite lovely, AFW....555
Thanks, John, alvin, and Kristof
I'm with Kristof on this one.. but, what... no 'humpback' double entendres?
Thanks, TJ.....They should have named one of the whales, Quasimoto....but, I heard they tagged 'em "Delta" and "Dawn"
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