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Song Parodies -> "I Get Two Pieces"

Original Song Title:

"I Fall To Pieces"

Original Performer:

Patsy Cline

Parody Song Title:

"I Get Two Pieces"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

I get two pieces,
From my girl friends, they are twins
I get two pieces,
How can I lose, double wins

Make no oath, but they both
Do great things for me
And show no jealousy..
Beautiful, never dull
I'm so glad we met..
They come by and I get two pieces

I get two pieces,
It's every man's fantasy
I get two pieces,
Even though I'm elderly

Tonight, smiling bright,
They'll be dropping by,
Sweetly stopping by
To neighbor's popping eye,
They're not late, smelling great
Whipped cream's piled up high..
They bake pie and
I get two pieces.

They bake pie and
I get two pieces.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Old Man Ribber - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - Got me! A twist at the end worthy of O. Henry. Double your pleasure, double your fun... ;D
Patrick - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Love the ending. The beginning and middle were OK, too. Bakers that make house calls. Someone will probably make a fortune from that idea. That's another genre of song you don't hear much of anymore, the perfectly innocent that sounds like something naughty is going on.
Andy Primus - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Great idea - got me as well with the ending
Porfle Popnecker - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
I was waiting for the other shoe to drop on that one.
AFW - September 20, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, all

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