Song Parodies -> San Antonio Roast
| Original Song Title: | "San Antonio Rose" |
| Original Performer: | Patsy Cline |
| Parody Song Title: | "San Antonio Roast" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
In my Texas yard,
I prepare to barbecue
A feast like I've never known
Bought filet mignon
Twenty bucks a pound,
To roast..
To roast for me, all alone..
I dig out my grill
And fire up charcoal,
While taste buds tease,
On my tongue..make me drool
Fine will be this fill
Of body, and of soul,
A summer cookout, magnum cool
Roast purvey your splendor, aroma my heart
I'll love this Roast, Roast of San Antone
Succulent and tender, well done and falling apart
In fantasy, even gnaw the bone..
Broken heart, Texas teardrops flow
Now all I can do is just groan..
While I glanced away, my dog, Alamo
Consumed my Roast of San Antone
Broken heart, Texas teardrops flow
And all I can do, is just groan..
As I turned aside, my dog, Alamo
Consumed my Roast of San Antone
It's gone, my Roast of San Antone,
So long, my Roast of San Antone
I prepare to barbecue
A feast like I've never known
Bought filet mignon
Twenty bucks a pound,
To roast..
To roast for me, all alone..
I dig out my grill
And fire up charcoal,
While taste buds tease,
On my tongue..make me drool
Fine will be this fill
Of body, and of soul,
A summer cookout, magnum cool
Roast purvey your splendor, aroma my heart
I'll love this Roast, Roast of San Antone
Succulent and tender, well done and falling apart
In fantasy, even gnaw the bone..
Broken heart, Texas teardrops flow
Now all I can do is just groan..
While I glanced away, my dog, Alamo
Consumed my Roast of San Antone
Broken heart, Texas teardrops flow
And all I can do, is just groan..
As I turned aside, my dog, Alamo
Consumed my Roast of San Antone
It's gone, my Roast of San Antone,
So long, my Roast of San Antone
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Thanks, to whomever voted..
That's one of my favorite songs - good parody. It makes me think of the part in A Christmas Story where the neighbors' hounds trashed their Christmas dinner and they had to go to a Chinese restaurant for dinner.
Thanks, 2Eagle...guess you're right..never thought of that..
My mouth was watering just reading this one; too bad about the dog.
lol...funny twist at the end
Appreciate it, Timmy, and alvin
LOL! I thought of The Christmas Story as well.
And this was WELL DONE!!!
Thanks to Mark
And remember the Alamo...555!!!
Sir L'Air, here's a (( x )) from the ~San AntonioRd~ Trail in Silicon Valley, CA
Thanks, Leo....and Little ToniBuns...and thanks for the x...
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