Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough:

You know, I was,
I was wondering, you know
If you could keep on,
Because the force,
It's got a lot of power,
And it make me feel like ah,
It make me feel like JOHN CENA!!!

Thriller:

It's close to midnight
Something evil's lurking from the dark
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

Billie Jean:

She said I am the one, who will dance on the floor in the round

She told me her name was JOHN CENA!!!

Bad:

Well they say the sky's the limit
And to me that's really true
But my friend you have seen nothin'
Just wait 'til I get through

Because I'm JOHN CENA!!!

Speed Demon:

{From Music Video: Spoken}

Little Boy: Look granny, it’s (stammering)...
Granny: (Random gibberish)
Little Boy: No, it’s JOHN CENA!!!

Another Part of Me:

The planets are linin' up
We're bringin' brighter days
They're all in line waitin' for you
Can't you see?
You're just another part of JOHN CENA!!!

Man In the Mirror:

'Cause they got nowhere to go
That's why I want you to know

I'm starting with the man in the mirror
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!!

Smooth Criminal:

Annie, are you ok?
So, Annie are you ok?
Are you ok, Annie?
You've been hit by
You've been hit by JOHN CENA!!!

Remember the Time:

Do you remember
Us holding hands
In each other's eyes we'd stare
(Tell me)

Do you remember JOHN CENA!!!

They Don’t Care About Us:

In the suite, on the news
Everybody dog food
Bang bang, shot dead
Everybody's gone mad

All I wanna say is that
They don't really care about JOHN CENA!!!

The End.

Bonus: Reactions

Don’t Stop ‘Til You Get Enough: Michael can beat John Cena!!!

Thriller: It’s all a conspiracy... WWE is fake...

Billie Jean: Um, the genders may be a little mixed up, but I don’t really care.

Bad: Well, if that meme was alive before John Cena, people would be saying Michael Jackson instead of John Cena.

Speed Demon: Whoever’s watched the music video knows what I’m talking about!

Another Part of Me: Attached to John Cena. Only available as DLC.

Man In the Mirror: He’s just as imperfect as everyone else is.

Smooth Criminal: John Cena, aged 40, has been arrested for attempting to murder a young girl known as Annie...

Remember the Time: Everyone remembers him. Who doesn’t?

They Don’t Care About Us: He’s a dead meme, slowly fading away...