-> "The Kid Is Mine"
Original Song Title:
"The Girl Is Mine"
(MP3)
Parody Song Title:
"The Kid Is Mine"
The Lyrics
[1st Verse (Gordon)]
Every Night He Appears In My Dreams
Since I First Saw Him At The Start
I Am His Perfect Parent
I'm Good, You're Just A Tart
[Chorus]
The Kid Is Mine
The Cute Little Kid Is Mine
I Know He's Mine
Because The Goddamn Kid Is Mine
[2nd Verse (Dara)]
I Don't Understand The Way You Think
Saying He Must Live With You
You Say My Brain's Too Small To Shrink
Hey, I Have Potential Too
[Chorus]
I Know He's Mine
The Cute Little Kid Is Mine
Don't Waste Your Time
Because The Goddamn Kid Is Mine
[Bridge (Dara)]
I'm Nicer Than He
(I'll Do Anything)
[Gordon]
You'll Be Better Off With Me
(Don't Go With That Dumb Thing)
[Gordon & Dara]
So Come To Me
You're My Son
[Gordon]
He's No Sisters Or Brothers
So It's One Or The Other
And One Day You'll Discover
That You, Dara, Will Not Be His Mother
[3rd Verse (Dara)]
I'M Adopting Him And That's Final
His Eyes Were On Me All That Time
[Gordon]
I Know He Wants Me As A Dad
'Cause I've Got More Of A Spine
Chorus (Gordon)
The Kid Is Mine
The Cute Little Kid Is Mine
Don't Waste Your Time
Because The Cute Little Kid Is Mine
[Gordon & Daral]
He's Mine, He's Mine
No, No, No, He's Mine
The Kid Is Mine, The Kid Is Mine
The Kid Is Mine, The Kid Is Mine
[Dara]
The Kid Is Mine, (Yep) He's Mine
The Kid Is Mine, (Yep) He's Mine
[Gordon]
Hey, There Are Signs
That The Kid'll Soon Be Mine
The Kid Is Mine, The Kid Is Mine
[Dara]
Gordon, We Cant Keep Throwing Insults To Eachother, Got That?
[Gordon]
Dara, I Think I Told You, My Insults Are Actual Facts
[Dara]
As If they were, Gordon
He Told Me That I'm His Perfect Mother, You See, I've Been Telling You For Like, Forever
[Gordon]
Well, He Said To Me That I'm Such A Good Father He Wouldn't Want A Mother
[Dara]
Is That REALLY What He Said
[Gordonl]
Yes, That's Exactly What He Said, Loser
[Dara]
I Don't Believe This
[Gordon & Dara]
The Kid Is Mine (Mine, Mine, Mine)
[(Repeat 'Till End)]
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