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Song Parodies -> "Friars Piss"

Original Song Title:

"Dyers Eve"

Original Performer:

Metallica

Parody Song Title:

"Friars Piss"

Parody Written by:

Fack Sabbath

The Lyrics

Friar Tuck, Friar Tuck
please can you stop urinating
In my dreams, they've gone downhill
Can't you see the Glaswegians
Just as they're do it
(BRIDGE)
Friar Tuck, Friar Tuck
You're about as pretty as Britney used to be
Before all that drink and drugs
Can you please just leave Britney alone
I hear 'Toxic' one more time
I rather self injure myself with a switchblade
Ouch!

Innocence
cant you see i'm going under
If we're vanish
Then we're always very Cardiff as you are

Nicky Wire, Nicky Wire
we cant find Richey everywhere
I know that he did self-harm
In between MTV Unplugged yesterday
(BRIDGE)
Thom Yorke, Thom Yorke
Can you please delete 'Creep'
That song has got a f-bomb
Is it about time you played Vengaboys hits
Oi!

Innocence
Can you take my lunchbox from me
In between eating
They're taken it from me

Amy Childs, Amy Childs
Can you take your vejazzle from me
In sometimes, I'll see you
I like to see you suck my fucking dick
(BRIDGE)
Bob Geldof, Bob Geldof
Give us please your fuckin' money
Walked to Nashville to see you then
'Rat Trap' was always bullshit before

Innocence
I think i've gone about this before
Before you'll sound
Just like a broken record
Always 'Definitely Maybe'

Andy Parsons, Andy Parsons
Can you go on Mock The Week
Butt naked, if you'll please
you can see the troubles inside me

Wolf

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