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Song Parodies -> "The Untossable Dwarf"

Original Song Title:

"The Impossible Dream"

Original Performer:

Man of La Mancha

Parody Song Title:

"The Untossable Dwarf"

Parody Written by:

Rick Duncan

The Lyrics

Stream of conscienceness..........................(or unconscienceness)
To throw-the untossable dwarf
To light- the unlightable Bic
To swear- the unswearable cussword
To pun- and then make it all schtick

To bite- the unchewable gum
To dine on a big candy bar
To watch- when your eyes are all bleary
To buy- an undrivable car

This is my fate, my family creed
My daughter is helpless, my son is in need
My wife is in strife, without logic or sense
I am wanting this March for this Hell to be in the past tense

But I have to keep writing this poo, to the goriest fest
And my head will lie, still lie there to embalm
With my hands on my chest

And that girl will be crappy at last
This one man, porned and covered with tar
Still drove with his last measly dollar
To reach---
The respectable bar

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 6

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Paul Robinson - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Hey, it made sense to me...but then, you KNOW I'm a certified ~ ~ ~ OH...yeah - 5's ~ ~ ~
AFW - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
Funny and well written..fives
Agrimorfee - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
I actually read into it a bit more than most will...very thought provoking...and I will give this a 555, too.
Royce Miller - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
This ought to score high on the politically correct meter. Since I don't care about that, I just like your parody.
MasonR - February 20, 2006 - Report this comment
What were you smoking...and do you have any left? 555 from the department of non-sequitors. :-)
Adagio - February 21, 2006 - Report this comment
It really has it's own charm...I like it.'re accused of smoking 'stuff' too? lol 5's

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