Taco vendors on a Tijuana street,
Those loco vendors think that canine is meat.
But when in Rome you eat what the Romans eat.
So, clean a little dog for me!

Chihuahua puppies are so-o frisky,
And eating another man's can be very risky.
But they taste bueno with go-od whiskey.
So, clean a little dog for me!

I see them playing with the kids at the park,
And I get hungrier whenever they bark.
But I'm just shopping when I lurk in the dark.
So, clean a little dog for me!