-> "They Just Can't Win In Indiana (The L.A. Lakers Lament)"
Original Song Title:
"Back Home Again In Indiana"
Parody Song Title:
"They Just Can't Win In Indiana (The L.A. Lakers Lament)"
The Lyrics
L.A. always gets the good calls
From the referees.
Just a grimace from Phil Jackson
Casts a spell, so it seems.
The Lakers win a lot,
But they have one weak spot....
They just can't win in Indiana!
That's where Reggie shoots his threes.
Malone, try as he might, cannot deliver right,
And Kobe Bryant sucks, you see.
Their New Age coach takes Pepto-Bismol
As he sweats another loss.
Then the Lakers go drink moonshine on the Wabash,
They cannot win at Indiana's home!
Fancy pants, they are so pampered,
The refs give them the game.
Shaq has his own reserved parking spot
In the middle of the lane.
And often times I see
An NBA conspiracy....
But they can't win in Indiana!
That's where Reggie shoots his threes.
Malone, try as he might, cannot deliver right,
And Kobe Bryant sucks, you see.
Their New Age coach takes Pepto-Bismol
As he sweats another loss.
Then the Lakers go drink moonshine on the Wabash,
They cannot win at Indiana's home!
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