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Song Parodies -> "Chris, The One We'll Miss"

Original Song Title:

"Kiss On My List"

Original Performer:

Hall & Oates

Parody Song Title:

"Chris, The One We'll Miss"

Parody Written by:

El DeRoblo

The Lyrics

Dedicated to Mighty Monaco Chris
Our friends wonder why we miss you all of the time What can we say
We don't feel the need to give such poets away
We think maybe we need help, no I know Am I Right? All right!
You're just better off just listening to Chucks' advice
When we insist on blowing up hits
I tell them this
When they want to know what the reason is I only smile Am I right, and I tell them why
(Because our Chris) our Chris is one we'll miss
(Because our Chris) our Chris is on our list
Because (our Chris is on my list) of the best things in life
(Because our Chris) our Chris is on the list
(Because our Chris) our Chris we can't resist
(Because our Chris is what we'll miss) when we log off at night
I go crazy wondering what there is to really sing
Did the tunes just take up our time, 'cause it means more to me
Sometimes we forget what we're doing, I don't forget that 1 song, 1 song
Regret what I've sung, regret some? I shouldn't go on
But if you insist on ruining the hits
I'll tell you this
If you want to know what the reason is I only smile Am I Right, then I'll tell you why
(Because our Chris) our Chris is on my list
(Because our Chris) our Chris is one we'll miss
Because (our Chris is on my list) of the best things in life
(Because our Chris) our Chris is on the list
(Because our Chris) our Chris I can't resist
(Because our Chris is what I miss) when I turn on the 'Right' we really miss
(Because our Chris) our Chris is one to miss
(Because our Chris) His hits are on Chucks list
(Because our Chris is on the list) of the best songs of life oh babe
(Because our Chris) our Chris is on his list
(Because our Chris) one Chris I can't resist
(Because our Chris is what I miss) when I turn off the brights
(Because your Chris) your Chris is on my list
(Because our Chris) your Chris I can't resist
(Because our Chris is on our list) for the rest of our life
I left the parodies awhile back but thought this was a good reason for another. God Bless

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Billy Florio - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
RIP MONACO CHRIS
Ghetto John - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
If Chris was still around, he would probally be doing the Monaco Shuffle. Good job.
Mike Florio - May 09, 2003 - Report this comment
Amen to that...robzombie

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