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(I humbly salute Canada, where only the Nasledniki are fake. May none of our neighbors to the Great White North ever experience terror like we are in the good old US of A. God bless us all.)
Down in Florida
Land of Sunkist
In a sickening
Ironic twist
It took him by surprise
He didn't realize
That it was ANTHRAX.

Then in Washington
The system failed
There was powder
In the mail
By then no such surprise
Since right before their eyes
Was lots of ANTHRAX

Anthrax - microscopic malaise
Anthrax - on the East Coast it preys
It messes up everything and lingers in the dust for days. (Twice)

Federal watchdogs
Sniffing around
Found a mailbox
in Leavitttown
But will they find the guy
That hopes some people die
Thanks to his ANTHRAX?

Who's that awful,
Demented man?
Blame Bin Laden,
And blame the Taliban,
And blame the ruthless guy
With his horrible supply
Of deadly ANTHRAX.

(Repeat chorus once. Then repeat to diabolical laughter)

Anthrax - wa-ha-ha-ha-ha-HA!
Anthrax - wa-ha-HA-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Anthrax - what's he gonna do next, huh?
Anthrax - it's a sickening thing to mail..... (fading out)

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