Skunks in the yard where I live. (they smell bad)
Think about their spray, wonder what's inside it. (oh boy)
Skunks in my lunchbox at work. (they're the worst)
Really makes a horrible smell, any way you sniff it at all.
If you're need repellant, go to the store.
Carry some money to help you buy more.
The dog is there to attack the skunk.
The yard is there so the dog can take a dunk.
Oh, skunks on the table at home. (they smell bad)
Think about the kind, are there different species. (run away)
Skunks in my office at work. (it's not well)
Think about the stuff their spray's made from, wonder if it's a mystery smell.
If you need a mask, keep one around.
Carry tomato juice, to wash the stench down.
Now if there's skunks left, don't just go shout.
Use them for meat or making kids pout, now.
Skunks in my pantry at home. (I hate them)
Think of nose explosion, better get some plugs. (oh boy)
Skunks breakfast, dinner or lunch. (they're the worst)
Think about them leaving, can't wait till the air gets too cold
Now once get sprayed, you can't get it out
But don't just sit there, or others will shout.
The key is going to open juice tin.
The tin is there to un-smell your skin
Oh skunks, skunks. (they smell bad)
Think there spray, wonder what's inside it. (oh boy)
skunks, skunks. (they're the worst)
Really makes a darn bad smell any way you sniff it.
Skunks in the yard where I live. (please,no more)
Think about the spray, wonder if I'm too smelly (let's wash)
Skunks in the place where I work. (you're upset)
Think about the way their smell's made, I know it's not a good treat.
Skunks in the back of my car. (they smell bad)
Skunks any place that you are
Skunks any place that you are
Oh skunks.