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Song Parodies -> "They Can't Take That Away From Me"

Original Song Title:

"They Can't Take That Away From Me"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Fred Astaire

Parody Song Title:

"They Can't Take That Away From Me"

Parody Written by:

Phil Carmichael

The Lyrics

The way you slurp your tea
The way you shout off key
The way you decked my wife
No they can't take that away from me.

Your black teeth when your grin
The way that you break wind
The memory of all this
No No they can't take that away from me

We will never never meet again on those bumpy bedroom flings
Still I'll always always keep the broken springs!

The way you pick your nose
The skidmarks on your clothes
Your impetigo's rife
No No they can't take that away from me

The way you scratch your rump
T he way you swing each lump
The mammary of all this
No no they can't take that away from me.

We will never never meet again on those bumpy bedroom flings
Still I'll always always keep the broken springs!

The way you swear and slang
The way your odours hang
The memory of all this
No no I just can't stop from taking the piss

No they can' take that away

Can't take that away

No no they can't take that away from me!

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Pacing: 3.4
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 5

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alvin - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
very romantic...lol...i dug it
~DeckedFrau~ - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
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Project Sisyphus - July 08, 2008 - Report this comment
can't believe it doens't have more votes—brilliant!

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