Well, I'm sick of the old cuss who arrives every December
You gotta hear about him from the middle of November
He has a white old beard and two rosy red cheeks(and says)
Too bad, son you're stuck with me for weeks
Sometimes I wonder if I'll make it through
There ain't no cure for the wintertime blues

Gonna take the whole month, stay at home, turn off the cable
Try escaping Christmas just as long as I am able
When I hear the same songs it makes me want to scream
(It's worse than)
Driving a truck selling kids ice cream
Sometimes I wonder if I'll make it through
There ain't no cure for the wintertime blues

Well I'm sick of all the hype and the commercialization
Full of customs and cliches a religious desecration
Well' I went to a store it was a two hour wait(and found)
Sorry, we're all out, you're a little too late
Sometimes I wish that I was born a Jew
There ain't no cure for the wintertime blues