Song Parodies -> Psycho On Holiday
| Original Song Title: | "Twisting By The Pool" |
| Original Performer: | Dire Straits |
| Parody Song Title: | "Psycho On Holiday" |
| Parody Written by: | Steven Cavanagh |
Must have been something on my pizza.
I'm going on a holiday now
gonna find a beach in a sunny bay.
I'll wait till the night falls on the land,
then I'll dig me some stake traps in the sand.
Yeah, gonna be so neat
Bam- right through people's feet!
Yeah, I can be so cruel
Twisted psycho...
Twisted psycho...
Psycho fool. (Twisted psycho fool)
I'm a twisted fool (Twisted psycho fool)
Yeah, twisted, twisted, psycho fool
Spying out a small café,
Watch sugar lovers spoon away.
Now pranksters put in salt, of course,
but pros like me use anthrax spores.
Death, spreading up the street
Yeah, chaos is complete!
Yeah, I can be so cruel
Twisted psycho...
Twisted psycho...
Psycho fool. (Twisted psycho fool)
I'm a twisted fool (Twisted psycho fool)
Yeah, twisted, twisted, psycho fool
Out here for some recreation
I reduce the population.
And you're gonna let out a screech
when you find my tiger leech!
Mmm, it's gonna be a hoot
Spiders down your bathing suit.
You won't believe the screams
when you own those garden mulch machines!
Yeah, it's gonna be so neat
Yeah, you'll be like my friend Peat.
Yeah, I play with power tools
Twisted psycho...
Twisted psycho...
Psycho fool. (Twisted psycho fool)
I'm a twisted fool (Twisted psycho fool)
Yeah, twisted, twisted, psycho fool
gonna find a beach in a sunny bay.
I'll wait till the night falls on the land,
then I'll dig me some stake traps in the sand.
Yeah, gonna be so neat
Bam- right through people's feet!
Yeah, I can be so cruel
Twisted psycho...
Twisted psycho...
Psycho fool. (Twisted psycho fool)
I'm a twisted fool (Twisted psycho fool)
Yeah, twisted, twisted, psycho fool
Spying out a small café,
Watch sugar lovers spoon away.
Now pranksters put in salt, of course,
but pros like me use anthrax spores.
Death, spreading up the street
Yeah, chaos is complete!
Yeah, I can be so cruel
Twisted psycho...
Twisted psycho...
Psycho fool. (Twisted psycho fool)
I'm a twisted fool (Twisted psycho fool)
Yeah, twisted, twisted, psycho fool
Out here for some recreation
I reduce the population.
And you're gonna let out a screech
when you find my tiger leech!
Mmm, it's gonna be a hoot
Spiders down your bathing suit.
You won't believe the screams
when you own those garden mulch machines!
Yeah, it's gonna be so neat
Yeah, you'll be like my friend Peat.
Yeah, I play with power tools
Twisted psycho...
Twisted psycho...
Psycho fool. (Twisted psycho fool)
I'm a twisted fool (Twisted psycho fool)
Yeah, twisted, twisted, psycho fool
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Makes Hannibal Lecter look like a nice old granny in comparison. :-)
Sick :D Your top comment reminds me of an X-Files program that I watched last night. People kept dying, presumably by a vampire. Scully does an autopsy on several an finds they all have eaten pizza. Further more, her partner at that moment is eating pizza. Anyway, really good parody.
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