Song Parodies -> "Ruhollah Beethoven"

Original Song Title:

"Roll Over Beethoven"

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Original Performer:

"Ruhollah Beethoven"

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The Lyrics

This has been buzzing around in my mind for years .. and was triggered by JAB's forays into Muslo-parody. So I'm either trying to show Barry who be the ramrod in this here parody bailiwick, or I'm sucking up to him. Not sure which .... BTW, Ruhollah was the first name of Ayatollah Khomeini

I'm gonna write a little fatwa
Gonna mail it to the PM, T May
It's a Wahhab to dhimmi fatwa
I want you Brits to obey
Ruhollah Beethoven
You're gonna hear adhan today

You know, the Dar Salaam's rising
No young blood filling the pews
My heart's beating dhimmis
And my soul's keeps-a cursing the Jews
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell Chuck Berr-ski the news

I got Wahhabist pneumonia
I gotta scotch these rhythm and blues
I think I got it from a Prophet
Splitting away from the Meccan world view
Ruhollah Beethoven
De-frocking them pew by pew

Well if 'Adil* you like it
Get a lover named Jameel and rock it
Throw it over .. and move on up to
Al Ghaffar Rahman* .. with zeal and rock it
Throw it over
Ruhollah Beethoven
Walking out pew by pew

Well early Friday morning
Imma giving you this warning
Dont you step out in high heel shoes
Hey little Twerk-ak, Imma giving you this burqah
You ain't nothing to view
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell Wahhabis the news

You know she whirls like a dervish
In a trance when she prays Salat
She got a shahid* partner
You oughta see her Sunni tots
As long as she got a womb
Jihadis will never stop

Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
Ruhollah Beethoven
And tell Chuck Berr-ski the news

*'Adil -- Islamic righteousness .... Al Ghaffar Rahman -- The Most Merciful Forgiver .... shahid -- martyr

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JAB - October 24, 2018 - Report this comment

I bow down to your work, 5 x 3 times.

CML - October 24, 2018 - Report this comment

A thousand thank yous, JAB. However, be ever mindful that one may not prostate to false idols such as a man or the works of man; but only to Allah himself, for Allah loveth not the idolator. Arise then, and blaspheme no more

2Eagle - October 24, 2018 - Report this comment

Al-Shroeder loveth Beethoven.

Jonathan - October 24, 2018 - Report this comment

Allah us amirighters be crazy! Allah... show myself out, now... 5s

CML - October 24, 2018 - Report this comment

You need to figure out a way that you can "Prophet" from this punning talent that you have, Jonathan

Agrimorfee - October 25, 2018 - Report this comment

@CML--2 posts up, "Prostate" lol. Salman Rushdie would approve of this parody--not sure about the rest of the Muslim world. 555.

CML - October 25, 2018 - Report this comment

Looks like you're trying to tell me to mind my "p's" and "q's", Ag, not to mention my "r's" On the other hand, they do go ass up when they pray. Just saying ....

Hackneyed Phrase Gestapo - October 25, 2018 - Report this comment

^^^ Just saying? What are you just saying? That Muslims should have their prostates probed while they bow down in prayer? Is that what you're "just saying?"

Groucho Muzz - October 26, 2018 - Report this comment

Didja hear that Sinead O'Connor converted to Islam and now goes by Shuhada Davitt. She's even got a new song out that's climbing the Jihadi Top Forty charts, "Nothing Compares to Ewes."

Chico Muzz - October 26, 2018 - Report this comment

Shuhadah go there, din't you?

Harpo Muzz - October 29, 2018 - Report this comment

Gra'ucho Muzz - October 29, 2018 - Report this comment

Good point, Kharpo. If we checked their prostates while they prostrated that would definitely be a "Fatihah" of a different color. I'd explain that joke later, I'm a little hoarse at the moment

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